You KNOW you have FAILED in life when you stand in line for days dressed as Darth Vadar and just before you're about to get George Lucas' autograph, the police arrest you for child porn.
2007-12-29 10:32:47
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answer #1
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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the neighborhood bookie turns you down for a loan
you don't even get junk mail
muggers walk past you cause you don't look like you'd be worth the effort
2007-12-29 18:33:16
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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You KNOW you have FAILED in life when you spend all your time by yourself...=-(
2007-12-29 18:34:02
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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I wasted valuable time doing nothing useful to me or others.
2007-12-29 18:33:44
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answer #4
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answered by «k a r e n» 5
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The quick-loan ads that say 'you can't be turned down' turn you down.
2007-12-29 18:36:07
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answer #5
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answered by Thomas E 7
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You throw up paper towels.
I 'unno.
2007-12-29 18:34:04
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answer #6
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answered by Bunny 5
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you close yourself off from other people and put a sock on your hand and start speaking to it.
2007-12-29 18:33:08
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answer #7
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answered by special sock puppet 5
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Sleep doesn't even help.
2007-12-29 20:27:18
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answer #8
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answered by Allgeier 6
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. . . you end up living back with your elderly parents.
2007-12-29 18:36:21
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answer #9
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answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7
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everyone refers to you as 'occupant'.
2007-12-29 19:02:24
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answered by Anonymous
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