Wanna Earn 10 points? i know you do....?

Question

Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

Answer 1

There was an opening at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Answer 2

George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .

Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?

Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.

Rod Serling's Answer:
Submitted for your approval. Imagine if you will, a chicken. He goes by the moniker of Clucky. To his friends and family, he is a fixture in their lives, no more unique than a light switch. One night, walking along the road after his shift at the munitions plant had ended, Clucky looked across and saw an old man in a white suit, a black shoestring tie. A door appeared and the elderly gentleman stepped inside. The light from this mysterious door lingered. Clucky took a look to the left. Then a look to the right. His next few steps would take him across the road, into the Twilight Zone.

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Fox Mulder's Answer:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Dana Scully's Answer:
The simplest explanation is the most likely, now calm down and start behaving rationally.

Answer 3

Because, His mother had just recently gone to the corner shop to buy some beef jerky, and the chicken had gone vegetarian. So he said to his mother that he would not be bothering to eat that, Crap and scrapped the beef jerky for Tofurkey. His mother got sad and started chasing him down the street past the shops past the theatre past many house until he got to a main road, And then the chicken crossed the road to get away, thats why the chicken crossed the road yeah..

Answer 4

The chicken crossed the road because he was hungry and smelled something delicious. He ran across the road to pick up the wonderful food. He began eating it and he had an unfamiliar feeling. Then he got mobbed by fellow chickens who threw him into a frying pan and cooked him up. They all thought the 8th Amendment isn't true, so they ate him, kinda like he ate the chicken enchilada himself.

Answer 5

To earn 10 points

Answer 6

The chicken does not know a road if it sees one. It does not know its purpose or the danger. The chicken is just looking for food.

Answer 7

To earn 10 points?

Answer 8

The chicken crossed the road to go have sex with the pig!
=D

Answer 9

something thats better is

why didnt the dog cross the road?

Answer 10

Because the farmer chose her as the lucky pick of the night for supper and she said f*ck this flew off and lived happily ever after.