Are these funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart?????

Question

1.Throw Skittles at the customers and yell "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!

2.take a transformers action figure and yell "Autobots, let's roll out!"

3.Go to the fish section and yell "Where's Spongebob?!?"

or can you come up with something even funnier?! =][=

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((I put it in BOTH bathrooms!!)))

Answer 1

haha this is so original ^_^

I've made up so may of these with my brother one night

plus seen list about 1 of these I got somewhere else
the rest were from my brother and I messing around a long time ago
these still make me laugh

nothing bad theres just so many that make me laugh still

~go to the one hour photo asking them if they do nudes
~come out of the bathroom sopping wet and refuse to answer
~talk to the kids toys as if they're long lost relatives
~use the self-checkout and pretend your working there and say "have a nice day" or "would you like paper or plastic?" and make fake beeping sounds
~push the shopping cart with your teeth claiming people are crazy for putting there hands on the nasty metal that carries diseases
~ask for the manager to complain claiming you think the toilet paper harms animals
~test there toothpicks claming they hired you for it
~break open the action figures and set them up into grosspositions with eachother
~bring a sword and cut out prices claiming wal-mart allows it
~in the cosmetics section smear the makeup on the posters of super models saying it was a free trial one anyways and you don't want it on you
~play bumper cars and knock things down with the motorized things
~ask why "santa" isn't taking pics by the coke boxes in an unsual month like September
~kick the glass out of the frozen food section and say the meat loaf had some kinda beef with you
~tell them you must see the smiley face for them having no real one and false advertizesment
~everytime you cross an aisle whisper "I love you" to the nearest person like it's a dramatic movie
~use the hoola hoops for playing and getting things off the top shelves
~try taking out the playstation in the playing area in the electronics saying it came with the game you bought
~ask for everything at the checkout as if they'll just go get everything and bring it to you while you're in the line with other people
~rearange there stuff including clothes racks claiming you're remodeling the store for them
~grab the giftcards and ask if they have a k-mart one



I've done a few..

Answer 2

- Find one of their phones and press the intercom button (you might have to know the intercom code, which you can get through simple observation), and make an announcement of complete gibberish with your mouth pressed close to the microphone, with the last words being a clear and distinct "or we will all be dead."
- If they have a pet section with animals, set them all free
- Bring a farm animal of your own.
- Use the conveyor at the checkout counter as a treadmill while wearing a strange concoction of items from their various departments (mens apparel, women's, childrens, pets, hardware -- doesn't matter).

BONUS: Shop at a Target with a red shirt and beige Khakis.

NOTE: Yelling "Fire" could get you arrested for felony disorderly conduct in many (if not all) states.

Answer 3

I'm tempted to try running through the whole store and bathrooms frantically screaming "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!".
Then stop, drop, and roll in the middle of the isles and spaz out like you're on fire as you run out the main door.

Answer 4

Stand on the counter and yell for the next 10 minutes everything is free.

Answer 5

haha those are awesome!! or you could be like my friend and get on the intercom and be like, "this is a very important walmart announcement, we need everyones full attention please. if you like bananas, take a step to the right." haha it was freakin great!!!

Answer 6

1.Throw Skittles at the customers and yell "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!

HILARIOUS! I wish I could try that one but I'd probably end up in handcuffs LOL.

Here's another one: When every of your items is getting scanned, shout "Always low prices"! =)

Answer 7

i LOVE the first one!

i would do something lyk "what about ur "low prices" im not payin friggin $10 for a SHIRT!!!"
or in the produce section i'd shout "food fight!!!" and start throwing stuff

Answer 8

I like #1 and #3 the best

I also think it would be funny to go to the clothing section and try to put on as many of their clothes as humanly possible so you walk around like a giant clothes wad ;)

Answer 9

Not so funny (depending on your sense of humor) but true...I walked out of my local Walmart the other day and this woman was being arrested...she tried to steal some stuff...apparently (although I didn't see this part) the police had to use a tazer gun on her because she wouldn't go peacefully.

Answer 10

lol those are amazing im gonna try the transformers one YAY