English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Or break things? 'Clean-up on aisle 4' !

2007-12-29 05:07:33 · 9 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

I only find them friendly to the point that they think they can pal me up and follow me around the store while talking into their sleeves ...."I saw him eying up the watches"

2007-12-29 12:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 3 0

Sounds like Walmart. But, wait, they don't have overly friendly salespeople. Nobody makes me want to steal things!

2007-12-29 12:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, being broke as a joke makes me want to steal things...(jk) Overly friendly sales people make me want to grab a pair of scissors and cut a chunk out of their long blonde hair.


(That's my revenge on all who rub me that way, btw)

2007-12-29 12:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by §hizz. 5 · 2 1

Break things over thier heads.

2007-12-29 05:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I just feel like shopping with a tazer sometimes, that way they can stay away from me. I can obiviously read prices and descriptions by myself.

2007-12-29 05:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Ocean Soldier 4 · 2 0

HAha! yes. You want to follow me? Here!! Catch THIS!!! *throws a glass jar of apple juice

2007-12-29 05:12:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 6 · 1 0

Some fake-friendly sales people make me feel like hurling a brick through the store's plate glass window!

But that's too visible, too many possible witnesses and danger of prosecution, I'd settle for finding their vehicles in the employee parking lot and putting an ice pick into 2 or 3 tires.

They're maggots. Can't stand them.

2007-12-31 07:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by Fyre & Reign RETIRED 7 · 0 0

No... It just makes me want to punch them in the face.

2007-12-29 05:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by mango 2 · 1 0

"Disinfectant and mop needed in women's lingerie"

2007-12-29 05:12:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

fedest.com, questions and answers