I live alone, with my daughter Milly, who is a very pretty teenager.
Her mother left me for another man. I sell vacuum cleaners. Once a man approached me, and asked me to get secret info for him, and offered me big money. I and Milly needed it for her education and things. I accepted the offer, but since I do not know any secret information, I sold them an enlarged circuit diagram of a vacuum cleaner. Now they are asking me for more, and threaten me, and I do not know what to do. I am just a quiet man who sells vacuum cleaners, with a child to raise.
2007-12-29 02:54:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
They even sent me a woman to work as my secretary, Beatrice Severn.
I can't pretend to her there is something when it's a vacuum cleaner. She is as good looking as she is smart.
2007-12-29 02:55:49 · update #1
Keep writing.
2007-12-29 02:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Ralph 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like the making of a great story. Keep going.... Build it in a blog or something...
2007-12-29 11:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by Twice as Nice 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are Wormold from Our man in Havana by Graham Greene.
2007-12-29 11:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh, dear. If only Harry Lime were here!
2007-12-29 12:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by ktrb 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lol'd.
2007-12-29 11:04:58 · answer #5 · answered by dayoldporridge 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋