I really like this one:
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
Here is a link to help you out:
http://www.humorsphere.com/confucius/confucious_sayings.htm
xoxoxo
** Note: Trying to keep my questions as 'safe' as possible ... 'They' are watching me at all times. **
2007-12-29 02:09:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
lol
2007-12-29 02:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by Porkchop 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say guy who stands on rest room is extreme on pot. Confucious say guy who run in front of motor vehicle gets drained guy who run at the back of motor vehicle gets exhausted. Confucious say guy who throws dirt loses floor. Confusious say guy who jumps of cliff includes rapid end.
2016-10-20 06:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night.
2007-12-29 02:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie:
Better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on.
2007-12-29 02:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night." Brilliant!!
2007-12-29 03:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
man with finger in nose and caught in lie are alike
both are red faced and embarassed when caught in act
he didnt say it, I did but i bet he at least thought about it.....
2007-12-29 02:57:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was one involving a p*ssy that i liked but figured i'd keep it cleaner...Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change.
2007-12-29 02:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
You all laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
2007-12-29 02:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Seven day honeymoon make a hole week!
2007-12-29 02:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i hope they aren't doing this on my ant hill......Man who make love to girl on hill, well, he not on level.
2007-12-29 10:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by adrienne ant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋