Just enough story to avoid the categorisation of nonsense whilst steering well clear of any thread of logic it rhymes where it feels like it whilst carefully avoiding anything that might be construed as structure. The meter resembles a drum kit falling down a staircase. I think I'll name this genre:
Penfold's pants prose.
I wrote a poem about a duck that didn't have much to do with nicotine addiction
but twas just a work of fiction
and even though Duck rhymes well with cluck
the response I received was Hey! U suck
And then there was one about mice that completely failed to mention or even hint at rodentation
but focused instead upon the unexpectorant unforseen
fate of the frog of Dock Green.
So then I tried a poem of protestation
But chewed my placard in mastication
I even plagiarised a chap called Sam
but couldn't stomach the green eggs and ham.
I am maligned for my poetic turds
and now Tyler thinks i changed his passwords.
2007-12-29 02:01:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
That Fall J just goes on and on.
2007-12-29 02:11:02 · update #1
Bad Doggerel. No bisquit.
2007-12-29 02:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Here, Doctor Penfold explains the duties of the Kosher Butcher, Rabi Mendel Schmelnik.
2007-12-29 02:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
As given, the question itself makes little experience. Poetry has many genres, without single definitive checklist thereof. it may be extra genuine seeking to ask concerning to this style of a definite poem (or group of poems). besides, some poems in good shape definitely into distinctive genres. the yank history Dictionary provides the definition as (temporarily): a classification of imaginitive composition marked via a various type, sort, or content textile.
2016-11-26 00:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately dear friend, it IS NOT a new genre. It's a bit of doggerel. It could also be "stream of conciousness", but I'm feel stronger about the doggerel b/c of the humor. BTW if you can harness and focus it you might be able to create an "Alice in Wonderland"/Dr. Seuss-type/or even children's stories.
2007-12-29 16:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by rockchick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Standing O!
2007-12-29 03:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by Semp-listic! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Vogon
2007-12-29 03:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pretty damn good Penfold ; and yes leave the green eggs and ham alone' they just got me sick last week..
2007-12-29 03:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pure genius. I could give you something that rhymes with cluck.
2007-12-29 07:13:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
May I answer with a Las Vegas haiku?
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I really like to watch
you eat your toenail clippings
Pointy-headed little bear
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2007-12-29 05:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ogden Nash would be proud of you, but he did it first!!
2007-12-29 02:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋