1. I imprinted the first kiss on her lips
2. I started from my sleep with horror
3. Night must fall
4. I had a feeling no one cared
5. Castle of Frankenstein
6. Behind the green door
7. I married a monster from outer space
8. They come from within
9. Night of the living dead
10. No way to treat a lady
This is no homework, just creative fun!!
2007-12-28 19:17:33 · 7 answers · asked by violeo 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873
"The Horror of Miss Kitty"
Old Doc Adams was crossing the street when he heard Miss Kitty yell at Sunshine:" You are the devil incarnate !!"
Doc :"Now Kitty.....That's (10) No way to treat a lady."
Kitty swung around to face him:" LADY??!! She's nothing more than a science lab experiment gone haywire.......
YEAH !! YOU HEARD ME, MORON..... SCIENCE LAB EXPERIMENT !!!!!"
Sunshine just laughed as she tugged on her jeans , adjusted her buckskin vest and entered the office of her boyfriend, U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon. (Kitty's former beau.)
Matt:"What's all the ruckus?" He crossed the room and hugged her tenderly.
Sunshine:"Well....The sun's beginning to set....(3) Night must fall......Guess it's time for (9) Night of the living dead.hahah"
Matt smiled:" Ahhhhh..... Kitty again, eh?"
Just as he kissed her, the door was flung open! Kitty stood there....Nostils flared and a grimace that would scare the hell out of a banchee!!
Kitty:"A.......HA !!!!! I see you are once again goofing off with this SCREWBALL !!!"
Matt:" I imprinted the first kiss on her lips moments ago. I plan to plant many more..... What do you want, Kitty?"
Kitty was shocked by his answer and tone of voice...."Well, Matt. I was just wondering if you are coming over to the Long Branch tonight, to celebrate Newly's birthday."
Sunshine chimed in:" Yeah.... We'll go on over to your two bit bar, uhhh.... I mean, saloon, later on, toots. Right now we're just a LITTLE busy." And with that, she slipped her hand in Matt's front jeans pocket.
Kitty:"You DIS.....GUST me !! I think you are nothing more that a libidious LOUT !! "
Sunshine:" Hey, thanks.( 4) I had a feeling no one cared."
Matt burst out laughing as he tried not to notice that the hand in his pocket was beginning to caress him.
Kitty:" If you EVER come to your senses, Matt Dillon, you know where to find me!!"
Sunshine:"Yeah...(5) Castle of Frankenstein !!"
Kitty slammed the door on her way out.
Sunshine burst into her elf-like laughter and Matt scooped her up, heading for the backroom.
Sunshine:"Where're we going , baby.....Cell # 3 ?!"
Matt grinned. (6) Behind the green door was their "home away from home"..... A freshly made cot, complete with a rose on the pillow, in cell #3.
Just then a loud cackle could be heard from the open window......
"Muawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww " came the horrid sound from Kitty's bedroom window.
Matt looked at Sunshine. Sunshine looked up at the full moon...... In her best prairie wolf voice, she let out a COYOTE YOWL that immediately shut up Kitty and scared the hell out of several passers-by !!!
Matt just shook his head and a twinkle could be seen in his clear blue eyes...... "Baby....... You bring out the BEAST in me !!"
2007-12-29 09:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
THEY CAME FROM WITHIN MY DREAMS!!
I started from my sleep with horror. I had been having a terrible nightmare. In my dream, I received an invitation to spend the night at the Castle of Frankenstein. I have no idea why I would even consider such an invitation, but after all, this was a dream. There is no explaining what happens in dreams--at least not while they are happening!!
The guests also included Krel from the planet Zork. The best way I could describe Krel would be to say he resembled Jabba the Hut from the Star Wars movie--on a thin day!! Krel forced me to marry him! Yes--I married a monster from outer space!! Zork was a dying planet because all of their female population had fallen victim to a mysterious plague that rendered them sterile. Their survival plan was to kidnap women from planet Earth, and use them as breeder women to repopulate Zork. I kept screaming, “That’s no way to treat a lady!!” Unfortunately, I had a feeling no one cared. After all, that wouldn’t fit in with their evil plans.
Dr. Frankenstein had been working on an antidote to the plague, while simultaneously creating other brides for the Zorks from recently dead female Earthlings. His laboratory was located behind the green door. I can remember being extremely worried that night must fall because that is when Dr. Frankenstein’s cemetery brides would come alive. It would become the Night of the Living Dead.
My only hope to escape my fate was to somehow…wait! Just a minute! Could I possibly still be asleep? Oh! If I am indeed still asleep, how can I wake myself up? As I stood, facing the mirror in my otherworldly bridal gown, I felt as though I was weeping, only I saw no tears on my face in the mirror’s reflection. Then, a light spread through the room and I barely made out some whiskers. My cat, Timmy, was licking my face. Sunlight peeked through my window. I wasn’t about to travel to Zork as Krel’s wife! I immediately rolled over to my phone at my bedside and pushed speed dial number one for Dr. Freud, my psychologist, to make an immediate booking.
2007-12-29 11:56:07 · answer #2 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 08:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by curcio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had first encountered her a week ago at Madame Dumont’s where she had attended a séance to try and contact her dead husband Harvey. Madame Dumont had gone through an elaborate charade to entice the deceased Harvey into the room, claiming that when he was “ready” his spirit would emerge from behind the green door and make itself known. “They come from within” she had said rapping her chest and chanting loudly.
After much ado Madame Dumont informed her that regrettably Harvey was not yet “ready” but that he was in the “First Realm”. She explained this in hushed tones, saying that several more sessions would surely bring him into the present “Realm”. I laughed my soundless laugh shaking my non existent head.
Unfortunately Harvey was permanently “unavailable”. I had ‘scanned’ and Harvey was definitely not in a place where he would be leaving any time soon!
I gazed down now dispassionately on her sleeping form, noting the rise and fall of her chest, the faint blush of rose tinting her skin. My eyes caught on the vein pulsing in her neck, ah the sweet rhythm and beauty of life. However many eons passed I would always remember the short days of my life on Earth with fondness compared to this vast eternity that now stretched out endlessly before me.
She was tossing fitfully as she dreamed. I saw Harvey in her minds eye, he had come home late after being out with another woman, and she had known it! She had never let him know she knew! I scanned Harvey again in his present domain, looking through the flames. “That was no way to treat a lady, old boy” I said out loud but of course there was no sound to hear.
I imprinted the first kiss on her lips with the power of my mind, the only tangible thing I had left. She stirred again and clutched the life size body pillow she always slept with.
I was happy that her present thoughts were at least not of Harvey! My kiss had caused her to think of …..…Frankenstein???
I glanced down at her nightstand. She had been reading "Castle Of Frankenstein" right before bed! I looked over at her bookcase to see what else she had. “I Married a Monster from Outer Space” and "Night of the Living Dead” were among the titles!
Little did she know how much reality truly existed in those books! I smiled as I spent the rest of the night watching her sleep and reminiscing.
2007-12-29 18:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by Silva 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
yessssssss.
it can be a dream held in the castle & oh... i'm already on a roll ! lol
2007-12-28 19:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by seductive_k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I can!
Imagination, and thinking of interesting plot twists if fun!
2007-12-28 19:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Pete S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes i can if my imagination is great!
2007-12-28 19:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋