What do you think the first couple of sentences of your eulogy should say about you?

Question

Or what would you at least hope for?

Answer 1

You know, I really don't care what they say at my eulogy.....I'll be dead.

Answer 2

Is he really dead? How can we be certain of this? (He comes down and thumps on the coffin. I, being dead, do not stir) OK, he really is dead, and this is the most lively he has ever been.

I do not want people to say what a decent person i was, they have to remember that i was a bit of a pain. irreverence is high on my list for the eulogy

Answer 3

While we can't believe that he lasted this long, it was no surprise to see him go. He will be missed greatly, as he was the only who knew which key went to what lock. If you're listening Pal, where in the Heck is the key to the coffee cabinet?!

Answer 4

that he is in a steel coffin for a few reasons, (1) Coffins are cool, (2) He hates necrophiliacs, and (3) if he turns into a zombie he cant get out

Answer 5

That I was the most genuine and honest person that anyone could meet. That I always tried to love people no matter what their history.

Answer 6

I'm sure the first 10 pages of mine should be apologies

Answer 7

He was a handsome, sex machine. He owed everyone here a lot of money.

Answer 8

Sarah was kind. Sarah was fine. Sarah drank wine.

Answer 9

Dave's last words were "heh heh heh... watch this!" A perfect example of how he lived his life...

Answer 10

Well here lies a "good old boy", never hurt no one much, got drunk too much, smoked too much, paid his bills, was kind to people, and never cursed too much. He did it "his way".