2007-12-28 17:12:03 · 9 answers · asked by tricky 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Golly gee! How would she assail him?
pelt him with Starbuck's empty paper cups, empty bull's eye cans, and used Taco Bell wrappers all while barefoot in mismatched skimpy outfit while her cowboy hat got into her eyes?
2007-12-28 18:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Spicy Song Yung 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first of all, Brittney would have to go to the local rehab every year which would prevent her from growing her hair due to her cutting it off in shame every time. Her sister could grow her hair out instead but she'd have her baby by then and her hair would fall out anyways. Brittney could link up with Paris Hilton and figure out how to get some parole time, that way she could just walk out the revolving door of the castle. But then Chuck Norris would just slam it closed in her face because he can. Im assuming Chuck Norris already killed Brittney's babies because he can, and is having beers with Kevin Fetterline just because he can. So that would mean KF is paying Chuck Norris with Brittney's money to keep her locked away. Chuck Norris doesn't really need the money but really just wants the sex tapes that KF has hidden away. So really, there could be no fight. But if there was, Chuck Norris would win just because he can.
2007-12-29 01:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i guess if this happens she would get locked up in a castle, She would also grow long hair and fight chuck norris.
2007-12-29 02:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by azcardinals11 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she'd lose to chuck norris thats all I know
2007-12-29 01:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris would win.
2007-12-29 01:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by jacquecricket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waiter, I'll have what Michael H is having.
2007-12-29 01:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends, did she fight him with just her fists or did she use an umbrella?
2007-12-29 01:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by Randy C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her wig would fall off and she wouldnt be able to be rescued
2007-12-29 01:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did u come up with this????
2007-12-29 01:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋