No. They won't come and take you to the hospital. However, if you say you REALLY don't know what to do about it, they'll stay on the phone with you and tell you to clean it with soap and alcohol, and put a band-aid with antibiotic ointment on it. That's about it.
2007-12-28 16:38:10
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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no the operator would laugh at you and ask why did you call 911 for a paper cut .
2007-12-29 01:38:28
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answered by atlantismeditation@sbcglobal.net 6
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Yes, if the paper was laced with arsenic or something. But you never know, now do you?! Call 911 for precaution haha
2007-12-29 00:42:10
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answered by chuckles 3
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Depends where the cut is and how deep. You can get some wicked paper cuts off of cardboard boxes...seriously.
2007-12-29 13:55:58
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answered by poprollrock 3
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Only if the paper cut slashed an artery. Otherwise suck it up and get a bandage.
2007-12-29 00:54:32
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answered by Anonymous
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AAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! I'm bleeding! Someone call an ambulance! That would be funny, but I wouldn't do that. Ambulances are only for people who have a really bad injury.
2007-12-29 00:42:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Lmao...
No I wouldn't....
You're right they do hurt....but not enough for assistance....
My sister-in-laws Uncle will call 911 and ask for an ambulance when he runs outta Mt. Dew though.......
2007-12-29 00:38:28
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answered by ♥ WitchyWoman ♥ 5
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You need assistance but not 911
2007-12-29 00:38:22
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answered by ? 6
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lol 911 wouldn't work here in Australia....
000 is our emergency number, and no I wouldn't!
2007-12-29 01:09:02
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answered by Anonymous
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no, but that paper would go straight to the shredder
2007-12-29 00:41:46
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answered by Anonymous
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