An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm probably a lesbian."
2007-12-28 15:34:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Worked on a ranch about 30 years ago and first heard it there. But truth to tell it is just as funny today! So here you go sweetie have another star!!!!!
2007-12-28 15:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Top form as always Suzie, Where do you find them? I wish I had a funny joke to tell. The problem is I never remember them. Happy New Year.
2007-12-29 00:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I always thought my husband was a lesbian! Chuckles and a star Suzie!!
2007-12-28 17:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by sorwho? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's what you call wearing more than one hat, and only one is a cowboy hat.
2007-12-29 02:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by DR W 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny. I got a good laugh
2007-12-30 01:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Suzie - another funny one! It's very early in the AM here - couldn't sleep - but I laughed so hard, I've probably awoken the entire neighborhood! Thanks and a star for you!
CJ
2007-12-29 00:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Being from cowboy country I've already heard it and I have to laugh every time I hear it!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-29 01:22:11 · answer #7 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke without being offensive to gays or lesbians. I like it.
2007-12-28 16:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by ChameleonGirl 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think the cowboy is confused alright.
2007-12-28 15:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
And just when I thought about going straight ha ha straight to what I don't know
2007-12-28 15:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by Jan 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋