Guy come into the office after a normal weekend with two black eyes and his co-workers asked him what happened. He said he was in the checkout line and this really fat lady in front had her dress stuck in her butt crack and when he pulled it out she turned around and blacked his eye, they said how did you get the other one, he said I thought she liked it so much, I shoved it back in.
2007-12-28 15:27:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Leave it to Wally to get involved with a wise crack.
2007-12-29 03:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wally up until recently I worked as a supermarket checkout chic. One day I was whizzing stock through and a broom wouldn't go across. I tugged and looked up. The customer was a man with an embarrassed look..............the broom head was caught between his legs. I was so shocked that I started to laugh and just said I am sorry. The laugh did it and the customer said that he thought he would come back next week. I don't know if he did or not because my boss transferred me to the fish department then..........perhaps I could do less damage to a raw prawn!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-29 03:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by happylady216 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's really funny. No, I wouldn't do that. The whole story reminds me of the time my then 5 year old son went running around the corner of an aisle in the supermarket and stopped an inch short of running nose-first into an obese woman's butt crack. All the rest of us nearly died laughing - except for my son who was extremely embarrassed.
2007-12-28 23:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by sassylass 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Never!! Chuckles and a star Wally!
2007-12-29 01:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by sorwho? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I did not hit him that hard. Its his own fault he should have kept his hands off my butt crack.
2007-12-29 02:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
There's got to be give and take in every situation.
2007-12-29 10:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by DR W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wally dear you are still making me LOL as always. Thank you.
(glad you liked my gorilla ha-ha)
2007-12-29 00:44:05 · answer #7 · answered by Eve 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Very funny, and a good chuckle. lol!
2007-12-30 04:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by DeeJay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! now that's funny!!!! too bad we can't give YOU 10 points for this question!!!!!
To answer your question, no, I personally wouldn't do it, but it sure makes for a very funny story. kudos to the guy with two black eyes!!!! :)
2007-12-28 23:37:53 · answer #9 · answered by desireme112 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
wally Shut up you had more than 2 beer tonight Oh hell so have I
2007-12-28 23:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jan 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋