2007-12-28 14:38:39 · 10 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I had the Clapper hooked up to everything in my house. My porch light, my living room lights, my hall lights, my bedroom lights, my tv, my stereo, my bathroom faucets, my washing machine...you name it. All day long I would go through my house clapping my hands, turning things off and on...Life was wonderful! Then I went out to the bar one night and met a woman. I had a one night stand with her back at her place.
Then I came home the next morning....with an acutal case of the Clap. After that my electricity bill went through the roof. After paying all I had on the electric bill I couldn't afford to go to the doctor. So I resorted to the closest thing I could think of to penicillin: Moldy bread. So I started stuffing that down my shorts.
It must have worked because I no longer have the clap.
Now I have a yeast infection.
I like the Thigh Master better.
2007-12-28 15:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by ndn_ronhoward 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Clapper
2007-12-28 22:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never used either one but I always wondered how old people [because that's always who they're marketing the clapper to on T.V.] with sore, stiff hands from arthritis can clap their hands loud enough to get the gadget to work.
The thigh master just looked like it would give you blisters.
But since this is Y and they insist on a definitive answer, I will say the clapper.
2007-12-28 22:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give the nod to The Clapper. It causes an amazing light show in the bedroom.
2007-12-28 23:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Thigh Master needed in my House..!!!
No Clapper either; Not that lazy...!!!
2007-12-29 00:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The clapper!
2007-12-28 22:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by EM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Clapper. I think it would be really hard to turn on the lights with a thighmaster.
2007-12-28 23:01:39 · answer #7 · answered by Serpentine Fire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the clapper
2007-12-28 22:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by Nubian Dancer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, if someone could combine the two with a good antibiotic and create "the clap master"...
2007-12-29 03:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Spartacus! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to go with the Thigh Master.....
Many benefits there....
Peace.
2007-12-28 22:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋