I am not sure if it is the aliens or the communists, but someone is trying to control my thoughts by using gamma ray technology. Sometimes I can hear them placing suggestions into my brain. I have tried using ultraviolet lights in my room, but that doesn't seem to help much.
2007-12-28 14:26:20 · 14 answers · asked by tlldob 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Physics
A tin foil hat would be a good start, but your psychiatrist can probably prescribe some medication that will make you immune to alien mind control.
Edward might want to get his medication checked too, it is a TROLL, not SPAM, and if you report every troll you see you won't have time for anything else.
Not that I approve of trolls, but I don't report them unless they are way over the top offensive, and, other than being a troll, this one is not offensive and is actually somewhat clever, Note that the writer can actually spell and make sentences.
2007-12-28 15:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by tinkertailorcandlestickmaker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not aliens or communists. It's the Crab People. They were banished to bowels of the earth during the Kindling Wars, and now hope to conquer the surface by placing thoughts about such things as skin care products in your mind with microwave technology (not gammas). Too small themselves to defeat normal men, their plan is to turn the men of earth into effete metrosexuals. The transmitter is, in fact, your very own microwave oven, which they control while you sleep from their subterranean lair. Unplug it now! Throw it out before it's too late!
2007-12-29 00:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They don't care about tinfoil (or titanium, or any other metal.) The "extra-terrestrial" aliens running around are a race of immortals who are able to speak to us on another dimension. We can't get there, but they can get here. Thus, we need help from one who can go there, or at least talk to us with suggestions more reasonable than what they come up with. You see, their whole plan is to talk all the humans into killing each other off. Since they're immortal, they have time. And when we're gone, they'll simply move in.
2007-12-28 22:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Na trust me in your case thats should hardly be the concern, as such the one's trying that are gonna learn their lesson what a waste of resources its been cause they ain't gonna find anything in your coconut...So don,t bother the tin foil helmet or any UV or whatever...
Cheero
2007-12-28 23:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by DandyCool 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, for that you'd need at least eighteen inches of lead, titanium and peanut butter. But in your case, it's too late: we've already gotten what we need. The transport ship will come for you soon.
2007-12-28 23:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by cgb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tin-foil will stop them in their tracks, I wear mine religiously. Even in the shower. The lights only act as a temporary hurdle that they soon learn to navigate. Wear that hat! Good luck!
2007-12-28 22:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by Chaz 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It can only stop them if they haven't yet infiltrated your mind. I see it is too late so you are going to have to locate the continueum transfunctioner. Good luck on your journeys.
2007-12-28 22:36:13 · answer #7 · answered by blueeee 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
2007-12-28 22:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by Charles M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok then you need to go out of the house and seek professional help for this problem that you seem to have, they are not in your mind you need to lay offf the meth!!!!!! that will do it for you every time!!!!! sleep for a few days and all the bad people will go away till the next time that you are up for 2 weeks!!!!!
2007-12-28 22:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by alexia's mommy 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If they are using gamma rays on your brain then you would already probably be dead from the radiation poisoning you would get.
UV lights won't block gamma radiation, and neither will tin foil - you need several feet of lead, concrete, and earth.
And, you have been reported for smamming the group.
2007-12-28 22:32:12 · answer #10 · answered by edward_otto@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 6⤋