If I press the button, what would be the message be?

Question

I mean, your answering machine.

Answer 1

"Hello? *pauses* How are you? *pauses* haha This is ____'s answering machine! Leave a message after the beep."

Answer 2

Hi this is [♥フェ-ム♥フェ-タル♥] um you didn't answer my question on yahoo answer when I asked"If I press the button, what would be the message be?"

But thats okay, i asked your neighbor where would you be, but they ran away, why!!?? They gave me chocolate chip cookies and yes they gave me your phone number. Anyways, answer the question! I also followed your car when you went to that place. You know that car that was honking you? Yeah! That was my car, anyways call me back or answer that question on yahoo answer. Also email me back.

Answer 3

Hi this is Bill
I hope your having a nice day but I'm not home now,
please leave a message with your name and number and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

Answer 4

Leave a message. If we like you we will call you back.

Answer 5

Some Pakistani with the wrong number rambling on unintelligibly for ten minutes.

As for the greeting;

"Hey, you know what this thing is and how it works".

Answer 6

here is me blah blah balah, roses are roses and diamonds are white so just ignore what I'm trying to say and leave me a message with your name, your phone number and what you like about me. lol

Answer 7

seriously, this is what i have:

"this is the Phil mental hosp help desk, the receptionist wont be able to take your call but you can leave a msg after the tone.

Answer 8

Hello.....I'm not here *someone in backround captin obious strikes again* shut up!leave your name and number after the stop poking me....*screaming heard* beep*beeeeeeeep*

Answer 9

we're not available.leave a brief message,your name and number. we'll get back to you as soon as we can. have a great day.

Answer 10

For you? The answer is always, definitely YES!!!!