One day long ago she was standing nude in front of a mirror and asked if there was something she might do to enlarge her breasts.
I replied she might try rubbing some toilet tissue between them several times a day.
Some weeks later she asked if I was sure that rubbing toilet tissue between her breasts would enlarge them.
I said, well it worked on your buttocks didn't it?
I woke up three hours later in the ER.
2007-12-28 13:07:24 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Aside to Pat Moor; She slugged me with a night lamp right in the mouth so you'll have to fill in the blank.
2007-12-28 13:50:41 · update #1
I think I'll let Suzie s tell the jokes. I'm being taken seriously by some. LOL
2007-12-28 13:55:15 · update #2
My husband wants to know if you've ever slept again. We both laughed and laughed. Thanks for the laughter
2007-12-28 13:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by sniggle 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Now that was down right hilarious! I must add however "Voice" that the empty blank in " The Voice Of.........."
should not be filled in with the word " Reason' now should it?
Ha-Ha Oh and Wick, I nearly fell out of my chair when I read your response!!!!!
2007-12-29 00:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by Eve 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) LOL
2) since this joke has been around the web longer than blogging, i'm absolutely ASTOUNDED at how many answers have been posted from the assumption that it was a true story!!!!
oh, well, i guess those folks lose money to the spammers, too....
keep your sense of humor and you'll never "get old."
2007-12-28 22:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Alan F 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Too bad some take you seriously with this one. Heard it about 20 years ago and it is just as funny when reminded now as it was then. Gave you a star too!
2007-12-28 23:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
NEVER insult a woman like that, especially if it concerns her figure! That is a big no-no. You are lucky you woke up in the E.R. and not in a lake in some foreign country with toilet paper up your butt.
2007-12-28 21:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
wow it was wrong of her to harm you but if you made a comment about her weight implying she was too big, it was kind of stupid, because women don't handle that well at all. Now you have learned a lesson hopefully. Don't do that again. It wasn't funny, was it?
2007-12-28 23:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Celebrity Hotline♥ (Thumbs up!) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Reminds me of when I complained of my wife wanting to buy some new bra's. I informed her that as small as her breasts were she did not need a bra.
She replied "YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR DON'T YOU!"
2007-12-30 09:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kurt W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep going for the jokes, & I'm one with a big but, but, (no pun intended) I have a sense of humor!
2007-12-28 22:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I suppose the phrase "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" would not have been a good thing to say, either. I enjoy reading your answers to some of the questions.
2007-12-28 22:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
lol funny..I sure bet you watch what you say after the ER tripâº
This lady means business.
2007-12-29 00:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by Mustbe 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I hate it when that happens! MY doctor says I'll be able to walk again but I'll always have the limp. (pa da PUM).
2007-12-28 21:34:25 · answer #11 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋