Little Miss Muffet sat on a ______?

Question

let's be original

Answer 1

Hornets nest

Answer 2

Little Miss Muffet sat on a seat.

Answer 3

Little Miss Muffet sat on a John Deere tractor that was careening out of control through a field of corn. Her short little legs couldn't reach the brake pedals, so the monstrous machine kept going until it reached the surrounding woods, and she screamed as the tractor charged ahead through the trees and bushes, which commenced pummeling her face and exposed arms and legs, bruising and cutting her delicate skin.

Poor Little Miss Muffet! Not five minutes ago she was contentedly eating her curds and whey while sitting on that tuffet, until that hideous spider came down beside her and sent her shrieking across the fields, running in a such a panic that she didn't see that the ground fell away down to her Uncle John's farm. What a tragedy as she flew off the small cliff, collided with Uncle John with such force that she knocked him off his driver's seat on the tractor, and inhaled the remnants of his bourbon-scented breath as she clutched to the seat to keep from falling off the tractor and getting pulverized under its huge rear wheels.

Now careening through the forest, festering swarms of gnats surrounded her, some getting inhaled into her little lungs while others considered the blood now trickling down her face from the cuts and head wound. Poor Little Miss Muffet! Bloodied face, bruised body, possible concussion, festering insects, and nearly certain impending death when the tractor finally reached the swamp 100 yards down the path -- all this because of her addiction to the carbohydrates of her curds and whey.

All sing lamentations unto the Lord for poor Lilttle Miss Muffet!

Answer 4

tuffet eating her Irish stew. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and Little Miss Muffet ate him too.

Answer 5

Little Miss Muffet sat on a La-Z-Boy, eating her feelings away.

Answer 6

Little Miss Muffet sat on a buffet table serving the guests with her teapot of green tea........a custom in asia!!!hehehe.......Original yah?

Answer 7

pumpkin biting her finger all of a sudden came old mc donald and sat beside her who frightened miss muffet and made her run and hide inside a coffin

Answer 8

Champagne bottle just before the ball dropped and it was popped open. Now just imagine if she stayed on.... ouchh how painful!!

Answer 9

3 piston gasoline powered @ss hammer? Its ok i've been rejected by halmark too

Answer 10

Hill of red ants.