When you were a kid...?

Question

What was the naughtiest thing that you did?

Answer 1

I picked a flower out of my stepfathers "prize" flower garden.
He was so furious that I got scared and said my sister did it.
My Mom took me to a Birthday party later and when my sis showed up (she rode her bike) I could tell by looking at her that she paid dearly for my lie.
I was maybe 7 and she was 9-10.
40 yrs later I still feel the guilt like it was yesterday.

On a lighter note, 1 yr. later (after the divorce) she put me in a shopping cart, ran down the sidewalk in front of all the stores, gave me a good shove and let go.
I slammed into one of those horses you put a quarter in. The horse smashed a HUGE plate glass window.
Good times!
My sister & I are very close to this day.

Answer 2

Hmmm...I ran away to the park with a neighbor boy, I think I was 7 or 8. A year or so before that there was another boy who lived down the street that asked me to be his girlfriend in a letter he sent to my house and my mom read it and was suspicious of us; she's just a lot f*ed up. So apparently I was bad because some kid had a crush on me when I was 6!

Answer 3

When i was little, like 7 or 8, i was playing house with my younger sister that was 5 i think at the time, and she pretended that she got sick, and i took her to the hospital, and i gave her poisen to drink and i told her it as medicen to make her better, then my mom had to call the cops and ambulances, and i hid behind my parents dresser, then when they were comming up the stairs i went under my bed. Lol. Im 14 now. shes still alive >.<

Answer 4

I told my mother I hated her. I will never forgive myself. Besides that my brother and I used to make up sins before confession so that the Priest would think we were really bad and we both had the same confession we soon found out that that was not too smart! We had to say a lot of Hail Mary's and Our Fathers for all those sins!

Answer 5

My best friend and I snuck out the window at about 3:00 in the morning and 'borrowed' a car for a little joyriding.

We were about 11. It was the scariest fun we'd ever had at that point.
We never got caught and we are both lucky to still be alive.

Answer 6

My sister(who is 4yrs younger than me)was my mums favorite.She could never do any wrong in mums eyes.When I was 13,i'd had enough of being blamed for a load of stuff I didn't do.We lived on a farm at the time,so I took my sisters favorite teddy,and threw it in the slurry pit.I told my sister that if she didn't stop getting me in trouble,she'd be next.It worked a treat.Should've thought of it earlier.

Answer 7

I double dared my younger Sister to put her tongue on the lamp post in our front yard. It was below zero and there was a lot of snow and dampness. Needless to say her tongue was frozen or stuck to the lamp post. We tried to get it off but I had to go get help. They poured hot water on her tongue and everything. Believe it or not they had to call the rescue squad!!! I was sent to my room before they came and didn't get to see what all they did.
After all the hoopla died down I went outside and saw that part of her tongue was still stuck to the lamp post.
It messed her tongue up pretty bad. I was grounded until eternity but went outside a couple of days later after I drove everyone in the house mad as I was stir crazy!!

Answer 8

i did so many bad things that i feel for my parents now.. when i was in 3rd grade i told my teacher she was a ***** because she yelled at me.. me and my friends used to play in the same volleyball team and we still do..when we were 14, we had a very serious match that if we won we would take championship,, the referee was not fair enough and when we had had enough of him we all ran to him and pushed him off the net ladder..the poor guy smashed his head on the floor..!

Answer 9

I didn't do it by myself....but when I was 14, I was part of a prank where we used a "judicious application" of Scott's Weed and Feed to make a certain 4-letter word emerge in lush, verdant green on somebody's lawn....in nice big, letters.

It was on a bit of a slope so EVERYBODY walking by could see it. The guy figured he could get rid of it by re-fertilizing he whole lawn....it made his whole lawn nice and green....and the overfertilized word, of course, turned brown.

That's one of those stories that if anyone tell it now, you tell your kid, "If you EVER do anything like that....."

Answer 10

Lol i would sneak out and go to my neighbors that my parents wouldnt let me go to, and whenever they looked for me i just hid from them..lol..
and the same friend i risked getting in trouble for, i ended up hating her, flipping her off and she moved to turkey and i didnt see her until i ran into her 10 years later... wierd..