A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"
2007-12-28 11:44:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
You've outdone yourself!!! This is hysterical. You know I'm emailing this to a bunch of friends! Where in the world do you get all of these. Your a treasure house of laughs.
2007-12-28 11:51:43 · answer #1 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This was another good one and deserves a star. I wish I could give you more stars!
I could really relate to this one, except my husband doesn't want a divorce. It would take alto of time to write down. But we both laughed our heads off with this. Maybe he will listen to me now!!
2007-12-29 11:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I know alot of couples that seem to communicate like that. LOL Maybe she needs a hearing aid instead of a divorce!
2007-12-28 19:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey that sounds familiar, we get divorced every other day but it never gets to being final.
2007-12-29 13:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the average matrimonial conversation to me! Whats he got to whinge about?
2007-12-29 04:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by inthedark 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think she needs a divorce, but maybe a language course or two.
2007-12-28 19:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think he should be granted the divorce on grounds of incoherently.
2007-12-28 21:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by sniggle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are we supposed to communicate too? Never satisfied/men.
2007-12-28 20:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by Star doodle 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apparently the husband hadn't been around women much.
2007-12-28 20:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL nice 1
2007-12-28 19:49:53 · answer #10 · answered by Santa claus 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋