A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2007-12-28 11:14:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I think the husband was very, very pleased. that is too funny.
2007-12-28 11:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
For highschool guys only! Questions from a real girl.?
2017-03-25 08:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend cheated on me?
2017-03-22 11:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you be bullied by a girl or a boy?
2017-03-13 08:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I differ on beliefs...?
2017-02-06 03:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an oldie but a goldie .
2007-12-28 11:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol That's the best joke I have heard all month! If I were him, I would be really pissed to get rid of some of my ***, but if I loved her, I would do it anyway :)
2007-12-28 11:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Smooth as a baby's bottom.
2007-12-29 05:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa No respect for the mother-in-law.
2007-12-28 11:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by DR W 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-12-28 12:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋