What if on New Years Eve, you were having a party at your place and it's towards the countdown and everyone is gathered around the TV. There are 15 seconds left till midnight and you hear a ruckus in the kitchen so you run to see what it is only to find a monkey on your counter drinking your Cristal that you paid $200 for and he's eating the crackers and cheese. You also see he's drank. What would you do?
2007-12-28 11:07:28 · 23 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
is he drinking out of a glass or the bottle? if a glass then i would just ask him to come in to party if bottle then i would get him a glass i would also take his keys and make sure he had a cab home nothing worst than a monkey driving drunk
2007-12-28 11:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
this requires quick and precise actions..... Bust into the Kitchen Screaming "Oh my GOSH.... King Kong is outside Looking for a special little BUDDY. That fired up monkey has visions of stars in his eyes already ...he'll be thinking ....Sequel .....Sequel ...Sequel. He'll drop that bottle of Cristal faster than the NFL Drop-kicked the Mike the Vick.
Be prepared to dive in and and save that bottle before it hits the floor. Add a liitle Ginger ale, ginger & seltzer to the bottle and walk proudly back into the Party room .... Long Live The Saver of the Premium Booze!
2007-12-28 14:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would first get me a glass and toast in the New Year with the monkey. Afterwards, I would think I've had too much to drink since I'm toasting drinks with a drunk monkey in my kitchen and call it a day.
2007-12-28 13:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grab the monkey and head back to the TV! It takes 5 seconds!
2007-12-28 11:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by anjlbeing 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cristal is more than $200
2007-12-28 11:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Something cruel and unusual, like flush the monkey down the toilet, or put it in a blender set it to "liquefy, or put it in the oven and set it to 475*
2007-12-28 11:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go find my friend Joe Bob and tell him there's a hot chick in the kitchen that wants him.
2007-12-28 11:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
chances are i'd already be trashed when i see the drunken monkey. i'd probably scoot him out into the living room and let him bring in the new year with the rest of us.
2007-12-28 11:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by braindamaged 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't worry about it because if people are seeing monkeys, they've had enough to drink. Lol.
2007-12-28 11:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by TruthSquad 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call animal control! I don't want a drunk monkey on my counter!
2007-12-28 11:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by McMiri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋