1. Have you looked through her briefs?
2. He is one hard judge.
3. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
4. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
5. Is it a penal offense?
6. Better leave the handcuffs on.
7. For $200 an hour, she better be good.
8. Can you get him to drop his suit?
9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
10. Think you can get me off?
2007-12-28 09:49:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I don't know why they sound dirty but they are the funniest thing I have heard today.
2007-12-28 09:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Amusing as your numerous previous, but as I assume?, as a SS and not wishing to be too PC.
Time away from your PC in your Tracksuit & trainers or even
walking in the park with your grandchildren?, would be good
for your health.
As a SS and hopefully had a rewarding life,you have a lot of really usefull tips to offer to the younger generation, so lets hear about you and the real world.
2007-12-30 02:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by Unshakeable Rock 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like our Judicial system where I live!!
This sort of thing was aired by all at Police station and to anyone who had a Scanner. This was so funny to listen to. Of course they were no longer partners but it was only a slap on the wrist for what they were busted for.
Thank you Suzie as I got to share a funny memory that really happened and was so related to your question! Another star is in order for this one too.
2007-12-29 04:27:41 · answer #3 · answered by sherry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a penetrating look at the Justice System
2007-12-28 19:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by inthedark 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One one of my ships, we had 2 supply officers; one male (stores officer) one female (pay officer). They were both due to transfer in the same month. They were in our office talking about their next command and their upcoming transfer dates (same week) and the female laughed and said to the male officer; "I'll beat you off!" She turned so red! Ran out of the office while we all roared in delight! Even the male Lt. had tears running down his face!
2007-12-28 13:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are truly on a roll to day - Happy New Year Suzie - loved all your jokes - keep them coming! CJ
2007-12-29 02:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't know if it's that dirty, but the women that are involved with a hung jury seem awful danged smiley
2007-12-28 12:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
You come up with some good ones, Susie, that always bring a smile and a chuckle. xx
2007-12-28 12:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because secretly all lawyers and attorneys and the like are all filthbags at heart:LOJ to all people who might be in the legal profession:D
2007-12-28 09:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by SpaceCadet101 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
it only sound dirty if u think dirty
and its a il coincidence
i once done some thing like that
a teacher asked me where does my normal teacher
keep her scisors i said in her draws
then the whole class laughed
and now the teacher thinks im arrogant and ruded
2007-12-28 09:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by xDreamahx 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
You know I've never thought of law in that sense before,I guess it's true what they say about lawyers:"95% of lawyers give the rest a bad name"
2007-12-28 09:59:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋