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Deep Thoughts...

"Everybody is good at something."

"Don't repeat your mistakes...Always try to make new ones."

"Never start drinking at reunions with the husband of your old girlfriend."

"The only person that can be locked out of your car is you."

"Sometimes, you can get ahead just by standing still."

2007-12-28 08:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by righteousjohnson 7 · 0 0

You Look Like You Could Use a Poem

“Hello? Excuse me.
Can you tell me your name?
My poem
needs a title
and you look
like you could use a poem.”

The subway hummed a clacking rhythm
and I turned to the elderly lady sharing my seat
pen hovering, earnest eyes peering through teacherly glasses.
She listened to my puzzled silence and tilted her rumpled head to one side
her worn black velvet hat sliding with it.

“You looked so solemn and cold,” she explained
“Too solemn, too cold
for a summer day as such.
You looked convinced
that the whole world is as dark as it seems to be
and I wanted
to show you some light.

You looked like you could use a poem.”

She dropped the paper expectantly onto my lap
and watched as I read her scribbled writing
a spell
the magic that conjured up a mirror
everything I was
and am
and could be
and will be
things so vague and opaque, they hadn’t quite existed
tethered with her words.

“I thought you needed a poem.”

And I told her my name.

2007-12-28 08:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by Me 3 · 0 0

Every obstacle is an opportunity, but I can't help you because you don't say why you need cheering up.

2007-12-28 08:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by RICHARD S 3 · 0 0

A guy and a girl have been getting to know eachother by talking on the phone. they decide to go out to eat to get to know eachother a little better. they've just finished eating their meals and they're having desert. the guy is having a banna (lol sp?) split and the girl is having cherry vanilia ice cream.
guy-"so, are you a virgin?"
girl-"yeah"
guy-"wow"
girl-"you like cherries?"
guy- shocked, can't believe she just asked
asked him that so he acts like he didn't
just hear her.
girl-"you wanna taste?"
guy- looks up surprised "what!?"
girl-"do you want some ice cream?"

2007-12-28 08:12:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be. Yeah
There will be an answer, let it be.

And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light that shines on me,
Shine on until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

2007-12-29 13:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by barnowl 4 · 0 0

God made you and there is no one like you. He could have not created you, but He thought you were important enough to be made.

2007-12-28 08:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Cherry pie a la mode! I have one half you can have the other.:)

2007-12-28 08:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by Fun2010 4 · 0 0

yoghurt poured all over your head lol

2007-12-28 08:44:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

slimline tonic with ice and lemon

2007-12-28 08:06:53 · answer #9 · answered by heavymetalbitch 6 · 0 1

You have not got long to live... You have won a £1,000,000 Lottery, please send us your bank details...

2007-12-28 08:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by cheek_of_it_all 5 · 0 0

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