If Letterman could tell us ? Top ten things to watch out for if we elect a female Clinton President? Write it?

Question

Since the Writer's are on strike we have no political funnies.Leno And all are dark. Any comments on what you would write that can pass the YA network censors this time ?
Joke of the week ?

Keep in mind clean and clear
or this q will go down as well ...
In fairness pick your own candidate
make it humorous and TOS approved pls :)

Answer 1

10) Interns crawling through the WH like cockroaches in a five and dime.

9) Fireside chats would show Hillary all wet and surrounded by Hefner's poolside beauties.

8) Clarke could resume his old job of seeing 'over' terrorism. Boom, bang!

7) No more security checks at airports - as long as the airlines pay.

6) China would be given a written deed to the States.

5) Bill would get to fulfill his dreams of playing the hostess.

4) Illegals would get free homesteads just for coming.

3) With her legs, we still would never be able to see our prez in a dress.

2) Vince Foster would find himself newly buried in the Rose Garden, just in case....

And the # 1 Top Ten Things we would all need to watch out for if Hillary is elected president....

A President who looks directly into the camera and says, FU!

Answer 2

Finally a female President? Only good things could happen! It's about time !

It's the individual that (unfortunately) throws us for a loop....

Answer 3

President Hilary declares " All women to now wear pant suits , just like her ! "

Answer 4

# 9. Pledge of Allegiance is changed to read, "One nation, under Allah" as democrat controlled congress seeks to appease Islam.

Answer 5

#8-Ban cigar imports to US.

Answer 6

#10- Hillary bans blow jobs.