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Football that is!!!

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2007-12-28 07:44:38 · 33 answers · asked by Miz Boons 6 in Sports Football FIFA World Cup (TM)

33 answers

I would bring out a football (not the oblong-shaped piece of crap)... but since aliens don't understand English (if you've watched Aliens vs Predator) then i'd kick the ball, maneuver it in every which way, score some goals, run around, make it watch footy videos and hope it gets the hang of it and not the hang of me...

2007-12-28 07:51:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 2 0

WOW, a great Footy Q!!!

OK, to answer,
Mr./Miz Alien, the object is to manoeuver the ball using mainly your feet (not the hands, Mr. Maradona) into the opponents goal. It should look beautiful, smooth and rythmic, like bees getting to the hive or a pinball wizard at play.

2007-12-28 07:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dead sewn together inflated pig skin flying through two upright metal poles after the humans on the field beat each other half to death trying to stop the movement of it from one end of the grass to the other.

Not a bad thing, I LOVE ME SOME FOOTBALL....

2007-12-28 07:49:34 · answer #3 · answered by Pat 5 · 0 0

The Beautiful Game!!!!!


Then put on a video of the great Brazilian team of 1970

2007-12-28 07:47:13 · answer #4 · answered by Arun K 4 · 0 0

Shinty

2007-12-28 07:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Id just put sky sports on the telly

2007-12-28 07:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by Thornsey 4 · 0 0

Better than Yogurt!
A constant battle and rivalry
Time to show skill and earn your shirt [jersey]
2 last words LOVE IT!

2007-12-28 10:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i would tell it to play for liverpool and the aim of the game was to burn the players in the other big teams so we finally get the trophy we have always wanted

2007-12-28 07:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by lfcwes 2 · 0 0

Big guys chasing around in mud after pig skin.

2007-12-28 07:47:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i would just tell him to watch the replay of the man u vs sunderland match with me and to watch out for cr7. then he'd know what football really is!

2007-12-28 11:34:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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