I once made a comment on birth-control pill,
calling them "vitamin-F" (thinking "F is for "fertility")
but realized a tenth of a second later that there are
secondary interpretation possibilities
2007-12-28 07:22:14 · 22 answers · asked by atheistforthebirthofjesus 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
greaet answers !!! laughing my @@@ off reading ....
2007-12-28 07:35:24 · update #1
ps: "I feel your pain."
2007-12-28 07:48:40 · update #2
ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I love it!!
Oh yes-- many times. Much to my own embarrassment and amusement.
It happens to me regularly since I am so outgoing and talkative and tend to be somewhat naive as well. It always hits me a moment later, like it did with you, but by then, I'm laughing and blushing along with everyone else.
(((AFTBOJ)))
2007-12-28 09:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the time. Usually on purpose but sometimes golden accidents occur.
Just the other day I mentioned sucking something into submission. I was referring to eating hard candy with braces, and said I would have to suck it into submission. Out loud. At work. With witnesses.
Then there was my famous "****" reference. I was discussing the fact that rated r movies would make good pornos because they have plots, and someone unfortunately brought up the name Shannon Tweed at the same time. So Tweed and plot became "I like rated r movies because they have good ****."
2007-12-28 15:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I made the mistake of asking a husky woman how long she's been pregnant. Man did I just walk off with my tail between your legs feeling about 1 inch tall..I wanted to turn around and carry on with it by saying well you should lose weight 'cause your half a cheese burger off being morbidly obese, but I thought better of it...
2007-12-28 15:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I was a server for a restaurant, I'm oblivious to who is at the table. Just take orders and serve was my motto, until one day, I had a really happy family who wouldn't stop making me laugh. When the kid told me that his aunts name was the same as my name, I said "Oh wow, does she look like me?" and I instantly broke out in a sweat, and froze! To my realization, the happy family were black and I am white.
DUHHHHHH
2007-12-28 15:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh yeah! It happens to my ignorant ars all the time! Once a friend of mine asked me where my baby was, because he wasn't with me at church. I told her that I had to leave him at home with my mother because he was "erectile vomiting"! What I should have said was that he was projectile vomiting! I didn't even realize it until she started laughing hysterically & pointed out to me what I had just said!
2007-12-28 15:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by Jellybeans 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I was speaking Martian when I visited Earth.
2007-12-28 15:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.
One time in a biology class the professor was talking about the chemical makeup of semen, how it is mainly sugars and whatnot, and there was a girl in the class that asked "so why is it so salty then?"
Class was dismissed.
2007-12-28 15:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by BirdogsID 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I asked for a "major d" when I really meant maitre d'. They laughed at me.
2007-12-28 15:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SOOOO many times, and i never realise until much later and then i just want to dig myself a hole and hide
2007-12-28 15:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by oh really? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes.. find the restuarant question I answered.. its good for a laugh.
2007-12-28 15:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous Mommy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋