2007-12-28 06:52:36 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wow, you all are great! I am laughing my sit-upon off.
2007-12-28 07:00:27 · update #1
Religious belief minus understanding.
An incomplete set of teeth.
Lottery tickets.
An 8th grade education.
Alcohol.
A vicious dog.
Clothes from the 80's.
TV.
A big truck.
Tobacco.
Take these things and place them in a culturally homogeneous area. Keep your larval redneck away from books, otherwise you may taint it with knowledge. Wait 12 years. After 12 years you can transplant your new redneck anywhere in the world without fear of corruption (ie, education or emotional growth).
2007-12-28 07:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by The J Man 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean "make a redneck"? Is this a costume or a stereotypical character for some play? Be more specific.
If you want ideas, start listening to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if....?" It is a comedy series. Or watch the Blue Collar comedy guys, with Larry the cable guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, etc on the comedy channel
2007-12-28 07:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by Stasia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ingredients for a Redneck
Southern Comfort
Mountain Dew
Quantities for one drink:
1/4 - 1/2 Part Southern Comfort
Fill With Mountain dew
Blending Instructions:
Fill a mason jar 1/4 to 1/2 full with Southern Comfort, depending on how strong you want the drink. Fill the jar the rest of the way with Mountain Dew.
2007-12-28 06:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sherri 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A pick'emup truck with a shotgun rack (with shotgun) in the back and an 8-track tape player, a house with wheels, about 16 dogs (2 of which are named Duke and Ol' Blue), a lip fulla' chaw, a cowboy hat and boots, a belt buckle the size of my head, a Dale Earnhardt sticker on the truck, to name a few. No offense, folks, I'm from Texas.
2007-12-28 07:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some food from the Waffle House, a case of Bud Light, some camo fabric from the local Wal-Mart, a velvet Elvis, a can of Skoal chewing tobacco, and a run-down double wide trailer.
2007-12-29 13:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by Sturm und Drang 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Half a brain, one tooth, an old hat and some overalls for good measure. You will also need a kind heart, a humble spirit and a funny bone. You would definitely need a pocket to hold the cigs, chewing tabacky, or snuff. Throw in an old cup for spittin' and you have yourself a bona fide redneck.
2007-12-28 06:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by Lucy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Overalls, smokeless tobacco, a dirty ball cap, boots, a beat-up pickup with a loud stereo playing Jason Aldean at 115 decibels, something alcoholic for the teenagers and some bales of hay to sit on. Bonus points if you have a grill and fresh hamburgers.
2007-12-28 06:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An engine block and a tree and some rope will usually do the trick. Oh, and stick a big ol #8 Dale Jr. flag in the number 3 cylinder --- Icing on the cake, so to speak.
2007-12-28 06:57:03 · answer #8 · answered by StymieHo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A mullett, a guitar with only 3 strings, some beer or moonshine, a trailor park, about 16 cars on cinder blocks and an old blood hound and....... a blender. Good luck.
2007-12-28 06:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Combine one (1) Tyler Durden and one (1) Turdo, the resulting children should be rednecks unless Turdo was cheating on him.
Low slope on forehead, uni-brow, red neck, bad odor, reeks of moonshine and BO. Ignorant in anything outside of his little sphere of expertise.....
2007-12-28 07:04:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋