i will go first
double jointed cutie with nice teeth. seeks broad shouldered man or equally hot woman for fun in the hot tub. must love jello.
2007-12-28 04:20:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Angelic white female, seek arousal from a polish sausage or a pit bull, or a good time on a water bed with a nice young college boy.
2007-12-28 07:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bulgy White Male 408 pounds Looking for shapeless white Female between the ages of 17-93 Long hair, cooking skills and high-paying job a must Woman who wants to live in an uncomfortable 20-foot long trailer My hobbies include cricket racing, lint collecting, and rolling around on the beach at 7:16 PM CT. I'm available right now.
2016-05-27 11:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Champagne, soft jazz, and spontaneity are the house specialties. Flexibility and humor a must.
Terms and conditions will only be negotiated on odd Tuesdays, with sufficient cloud cover to obscure 73.9% of the available sunlight, between the hours of 08:13 and 08:14...... providing I'm awake.
2007-12-28 04:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Iggy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you're asking too much with the nice teeth
Mine would read: Woman seeks anyone who comes equipped with their own chin rest
Nuff said
2007-12-28 04:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by ƒtƒt54 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd sell myself like a car. Low mileage, clean inside, runs great, one owner and garage kept.
More people should just get to the point.
2007-12-28 04:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by ≤ Flattery Operated © 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Extremely physical, emotionally baron woman seeking man with large penis and mute.
2007-12-28 05:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Overweight man with small genitals seeks woman with small genitals to try to improve premature eja......
In addition, man does not like to work or contribute to household.
I sense a vn coming.....
2007-12-28 04:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Love to Spell my ABC with my tongue 5 times before coming up for air, and 8 inches willing to please
2007-12-28 04:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by MOs fishin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
bouncy, fun, energetic, loyal and loving, always ready for action and likes balls...
crap I am a Pomeranian
2007-12-28 04:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by Wish 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Will work for food
2007-12-28 04:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋