Take my aunt Dahlia. Do not take me wrong, I love the old flesh-and-blood. But her moral code is lax.
I retired to some distant village to improve my health. There I met her, visiting some friends. She bet everything she possessed on a horse, and the horse was not going to win, but another horse called Potato Chip. Now, Potato Chip took a fancy to a stray cat, and did nothing without it - didn't eat, didn't sleep, didn't exercise. So, my aunt hired a local poacher to steal the cat! And she told me nothing, and she asked him to hide the cat in my cottage! I didn't know she was so unprincipled!
And now the owner of the horse is coming to my cottage in person to search it!
What am I to do? How can I de-cat the premises and quickly?
P.S. The cat refuses to leave on its own.
2007-12-28 03:18:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Get rid of that cat! I've got a tenner on Simla!
2007-12-28 04:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Globe 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bertie, old thing, you worry entirely too much! These things just sort themselves out if you leave them to their own. Right, Jeeves? Just remember the Code of the Woosters!
2007-12-28 03:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by princessmikey 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Still, Bertie, that's not as odd as the affair with the cow creamer!
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Now I have to go and watch the entire series of Jeeves & Wooster. Thanks! :)
(I heart Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry!!!)
2007-12-28 04:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the first responder here- Go AskJeeves!
2007-12-28 03:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
challenging subject. browse onto yahoo. it can assist!
2015-04-24 16:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by Maria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they're ladies, of course.
2007-12-28 03:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by aida 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because they are top contributors on yahoo answers
2007-12-28 03:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋