what do you think Bush and musharraf said to each other yesterday?

Question

in their 10 minute phone conversation.

this is your chance to take some creative liberties.

Answer 1

Bush- "If I could look deep into your eyes, I would see your soul. The soul of a good man who got rid of that biaat**"

Answer 2

Bush probably talked tough and threatened that he would take away the American military and financial aid if Pakistan did not have democratic reform while Musharraf just listened... When the call ended Musharraf just turned to his aides and laughed because he knows that as long as we are in Afghanistan and Iraq then Bush will just do anything that Musharraf wants. Musharraf will just humor Bush because he is essentially smarter than Bush... he will let Bush act tough and that's all that Bush really wants and meanwhile Musharraf has bought more time for himself by killing a political rival and no one could have stopped it. He has basically gotten away with murder and solidified his power. Win-win for Musharraf and for Bush it will just be another chapter in his future memoirs about him being a "tough-guy" and how he "straightened out Mushy" and "saved the world from another 9/11!"

Answer 3

Despite politics Bhutto had many followers and Musharraf does not need a civil war on his hands. Musharraf will now need to represent all of the people in his country for face the wrath from the world. Not just the US. I'm sure the President was supportive of Musharraf getting it under control and we would be available for support. How that is taken depends on what side you are on.

Answer 4

"Hey Mushie, this is Bushie..hehe...get it?..hehe...it's a joke"

"Hello Mr President, how are you this fine day?"

"Oh, I'm good, I'm good. Hey, I was googling on the internets this morning, and readin' about that Benedryl Butthole lady, and she was quite a looker when she was young. Now, understand, I have to ask this question . Did you, uh, you know, uh, have any idea this was gonna happen, like, maybe someone said something to someone and bang, she's a goner?

"What are you implying Mr. President?"

"Well, some people around here are concerned that maybe you, ya know, had her wacked Sopranos style"

"Mr President, I'm surprised you would say such a thing after we have done so much to hide Osama....excuse me, to bring Osama out of hiding"

"Well, that's good to hear Mushie. When Big Dick brought it up I told him he needed to up his meds...not the heart meds, the other ones that he and the White House doctor don't talk about. They seem to be working, he hasn't shot anyone in over a year"

" As we are now aware, Mr. President, it was al Queda who committed this dastardly deed."

"Al Queda? I thought they were in Iraq"

"Oh no, Mr. President, al Queda is everywhere"

"Everywhere?"

"Yes Mr. President, everywhere"

"Uh...excuse me Mushie, be right back"

(muffled as if the mouthpiece of the phone is covered)Condition pet goat, condition pet goat (sounds of running feet, actions being cycled on Smith and Wesson 10mm automatics)

"I'm back Mushie, just a little drill going on here. Now as I was saying, it's a tragedy what happpened to Benadryl, she had so much to live for, she was so young. And I'm glad you had nothing to do with it. I only have one thing to ask of you."

"I will be happy to help you if I can, Mr. President. My friendship is always with you, as long as the money keeps coming"

"I'm glad we understand each other, Mushie. Now, could you tell me, the suicide assassin......"

"Yes Mr. President?"

"Well, I have this little problem with a female politician over here and...."

"What are you asking, Mr. President?"

"That suicide assassin .......
Does he have a brother?"

This production of "Benadryl's gone" has been brought to you by the Office of Homeland Security who reminds you to keep locked and loaded this holiday season.

(Private aside to Jay Leno-I work cheap)

Answer 5

I think you are on to something..

creative liberty is a civil liberty to liberals..so they aren't actually the liars I always framed them as being..

it's that creative liberty they fear losing because of the Patriot Act

it's creative liberty that makes them think an insurgent is a soldier in an Army that deserves freedom to use their creative liberty..with roadside bombs in a country they are not from..

they are just practicing their civil liberty that affords to be disingenuous

Answer 6

Bush: "Yeah, I'd like an extra large Ham and Pineapple and a gallon of goat's milk!"

Mush:, "George, you're such a funny guy!"

Answer 7

Bush - "Yo. Was up?"

Mush - "Not much, buddy. How's things there?"

Bush - "Eh. Same ol', same ol'. How about you?"

Mush - "Just playing some XBox. Wanna come over and play?"

Bush - "Nah, these people are already pissed off at me enough as it is, I better not."

Mush - "I understand. Well, have a nice day."

Bush - "I will. You too buddy."

(Oh come on. I thought it was funny! Does anything intelligent EVER come out of that man's mouth?)

Answer 8

M: What is up with that Ron Paul guy?
B: He is a nutcase.
M: I agree.
B: He takes money from White Supremacists you know.
M: I heard about that and this is worse than my problems.

Answer 9

Do you have the facts straight? You know none of this can get out.

Answer 10

Bush: so um you know this doesn't look to good for you, right.
Musharraf: you think?

Answer 11

To bad he killed himself we could have hired him for Hillary!