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Sad to say, I really think you have to. Consider the options. Here you have a man that is too stupid to stay behind the stripe. What will become of his living? I would expect he will breed a number of no-neck offspring that would do the same. Alas, we all must do our part to cull our species of the mindless breeders that exist. As Darwin explained, it is only the fittest that survive and procreate. As an intelligent society, we must do our part to "deepen" the gene pool. Yes, give him a hard nudge at the right time. While you may feel guilt seeing his blood soaked carcass on the track, you can feel justified that you have assisted your species to a better level.

2007-12-28 09:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL, I know it might be tempting at times, but i vote that you spare him. To be honest, i bet he has some form of minimal suicidal tendencies, thats why he's so close to the rails. I like life, i stay away from yellow lines.

2007-12-28 01:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by Hey 4 · 0 1

No, no my Friend. You have much to learn! Find out where he lives, chart his routine, then when the time is right, when he least expects it. I suggest some fava beans with a little bit of white wine.

2007-12-28 01:30:14 · answer #3 · answered by -------- 3 · 1 1

No, don't push him! Just stand back and watch, someone will come along and push him for you!

2007-12-28 01:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by Tira Misu 7 · 1 1

hahahaha. no
just tell him to get the heck on the other side of the line.
and if he doesnt listen then push him!
;]

2007-12-28 01:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Just slap him on the caboose.

2007-12-28 10:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That would be fun. ^^ But I suppose not, because the voices will haunt you forever after. Sorry.

2007-12-28 01:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

come up behind him with a bull horn and yell

get behind the yellow line !!!!

2007-12-28 01:30:01 · answer #8 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 0 1

Well iut would be hard for him to learn from his mistake if he was dead.


Eat Funyuns.

2007-12-28 01:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

ha! It sure would! But dont do it...you might get into a bit of trouble.

2007-12-28 01:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by Rockstar ☆ 6 · 0 1

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