1B-Jorge Cantu
2B-Joe McEwing
3B-Mark Bellhorn
SS-Royce Clayton
LF-Rondell White
CF-Steve Finley
RF-Shawn Green
SP's-Rob Bell
D.J. Carrasco
Travis Chick
Josh Towers
Roger Clemens
RP's- Rheal Cormier
Mike DeJean
Octavio Dotel
Ben Howard
Brandon Puffer
CP-Esteban Yan
Back ups- CF Darin erstad
SS-Desi Relaford
1B-Hee-Seop Choi
2007-12-26 19:23:47 · 13 answers · asked by Andrew Holmes 2 in Sports ➔ Baseball
Is suicide an option? No, seriously though, what do you mean? This team is the All Time Average Team. Only Roger Clemens, Shawn Green, and Steve Finley were relevant during there careers. Octavio Dotel is relevant, but gosh dang he cannot stay healthy if his life depended on it. Here's my batting order:
1. Joe McEwing
2. Royce Clayton
3. Shawn Green
4. Steve Finley
5. Rondell White
6. Jorge Cantu
7. Mark Bellhorn
8. (Whoever the catcher is...and since this is such an average team, let's say Toby Hall)
9. Pitcher (assuming this is an NL team)
I'm sorry, I can't fix the rest of the team. Clemens would be the ace and Esteban Yan would be released.
2007-12-26 21:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by baseball_is_my_life 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, this is really random.
I would trade away some of the older guys like Shawn Green, Steve Finley, Rondell White, Royce Clayton, and Roger Clemens... for a couple of younger prospects.
I would then proceed to asking Bud Selig to demote us to the minor-leagues.
2007-12-27 00:08:59 · answer #2 · answered by DSC 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would watch every game of the season and go to watch more live games than usual since the stadiums would be empty and I could buy cheap seats and just walk up and sit in the front row.
2007-12-27 02:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by sj931 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Find a catcher of equally bummy status. Is Sal Fasano available?
2007-12-26 20:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would plan on finishing in last place. There is really nothing here to compete with.
2007-12-27 00:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by Frizzer 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would hope this is my fantasy lineup so I could drop them and pick up whoever is available
2007-12-26 20:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by Danny B 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ask to be let out of my contract.
2007-12-27 04:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by The Official Texting Pro 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One word: quit.
2007-12-27 06:22:41 · answer #8 · answered by I hate Max Kellerman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finish last in whatever division they were playing in!
2007-12-26 22:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by buddy66 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I only know 3 of the above players
2007-12-26 19:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by arabianhotsauce 2 · 0⤊ 6⤋