2007-12-26 19:01:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Life in prison? That would be a good thing. Having everything go according to plan would be a bad thing.
2007-12-26 19:07:15 · update #1
Same chances as Bush balancing the budget
2007-12-26 19:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The question may come up of when your next attempt will be, but your chances are about as great getting the policy as it is for a suicide bomber living through the attack.
2007-12-26 19:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could invest in a short term policy depending on your level of success on the first attempt. Most insurance companies would consider you a high risk.
2007-12-27 01:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same chances of Britney Spears getting her kids back. Or Richard Simmons having sex with a woman, Michael Jackson gettign with someone over the age of 10...probably not
2007-12-26 19:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Suicide bombers only get paid once, and that money goes to their family, so you can't really list that as an ongoing occupation.
2007-12-26 19:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by perfectlybaked 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zip!! Good question!! Got a chuckle out of it. Can you just picture the agent's face when he sees occupation: suicide bomber? Heart attack time!!
2007-12-26 19:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
duuuuuuuuuuuude! *jumps* I wanna try that!! hahahaha. I love saying random things just to get a reaction out of people. Like, guys will walk up to a girl and ask to have sex [just jokingly] it's so funny to play along and say sure and taking their and and trying to walk off XD haha. Always fun and gaurenteed a shocked expression.. unless of course your one of my friends then you know to expect that. haha. perversion competitions are always fun as well. *cracks up* oh.. wait.. I'm rambling... oops. sorry >.<
2007-12-26 19:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no chance buddy,
they r not fools....
same chances as michael jakson donating to a cancer institute.
if the know the risk factor then they wud not give lif insurance without government orders
2007-12-26 19:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by DIVINE LIGHT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd love you because you'd be likely to commit suicide in the first 13 months and they therefore wouldn't have to make a payout. you give them money, they don't have to give any return.
2007-12-26 19:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't collect on suicide for the first 2 years so they could take your premiums and then cancel you and make themselves a little pocket change
2007-12-26 19:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋