Does anyone know any other funny way of saying someone's "not all there"?

Question

Does anyone know any other funny way of saying someone's "not all there"? For example, the saying, "a couple of french fries short of a happy meal."

Answer 1

Out with the fairies.

Answer 2

(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."
(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'
(3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
(4) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
(6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
(11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better."
(12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
(13) "A gross ignoramus�144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
(14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
(15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
(16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
(17) "He's been working with glue too much."
(18) "He would argue with a signpost."
(19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him."
(20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
(21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
(22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one."
(23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
(24) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
(25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
(26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
(27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
(28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
(29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
(30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
(31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
(32) "One neuron short of a synapse."
(33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled."
(34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
(35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

Answer 3

A couple french fries short of a happy meal. Go to: bitoffun.com for more.

Answer 4

Do you mean like, "three snags (sausages) short of a BBQ"? Twelve bricks light of a full load, Her use by date has expired...cistern is stuck on half flush, Not the whole hat full, Playing with a light deck.....running on empty.....if you had half a brain it would be lonely...Has a kangaroo loose in the top paddock...sharp as a bowling ball. Or my personal favorite, "Bent in the middle and twisted at both ends" (The active IQ of a rotting fence post, works too).

Answer 5

A boy scout short of a Jamboree....a 20 watt in a 40 watt socket....one bull short of a rodeo...playing with a full deck, it's just one for go fish....the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top....stuck in 3rd gear....a brick short of a load....one can shy of a 6 pack....that guy rides the short bus to work everyday....would be a smart guy if he wasn't so stupid...

Answer 6

A sausage short of a BBQ

A sheep missing in the back paddock

Not quite the full quid

A sandwich short of a picnic

Answer 7

The standard is a brick short of a full load. but my all time favorite was said by this ol' country guy talking about his wife. He said she was dumber than a bucket of worms.
Or the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. . .

Answer 8

the elevator doesnt go wll the way up

someone got hit with the stupid stick

not the brightest crayon in the box
not the sharpest tool in the shed

dum as dirt

Answer 9

Six slices short of a loaf. Four cans short of a six pack. Two pieces of bread but no filling.

Answer 10

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, one donut short of a dozen,

Answer 11

two bricks shy of a load

the lights are on upstairs but nobody's home

not the sharpest crayon in the box

not the brightest star in the firmament

when God was handing out brains, she thought He said "trains" and said "no thanks, I already have a set"

when God was handing out brains, he was hiding behind the door

one sandwich short of a picnic