mom caught me whacking my **** ahhhhhhh awful
2007-12-26 16:30:51
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answered by dr b 2
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My best friend and I walked a mile or two from my house to get to a forest preserve. While I was there, I started feeling ill, like I had to go to the bathroom. Two problems:
1) There wasn't a bathroom.
2) The nearest bathroom I could use was at my house, meaning I would have to walk 1-2 miles back.
I'd never gone to the "bathroom" bathroom outside before, but if there was ever a time where I needed to do it, this would be it. So I found a secluded spot by a tree, away from where people might walk by, and pulled down my pants just a little, being that I was 14 years old and uncomfortable with my developing body, so I tried to stay covered as much as possible. The end result was that I made a total mess of myself. I thought "oh great! This is gonna take a while to clean up!" Then I realized I was missing something very important -- toilet paper.
Long story short, I ended up having to walk home covered in my own filth. I never told my friend what happened.
2007-12-27 00:42:09
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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Letting out a huge fart at the airport standing in line waiting to board a plane. I tried to hold it in but I think that just made it louder. Of course it was the busiest time of year (Christmas a few years ago so there were heaps of people around). It smelt really bad too.
2007-12-27 00:29:51
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answered by toymod 5
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This year, it would probably be when I walked into a closed screen door, and took it right out of the frame at someone's house where I was trying to make a good impression!
2007-12-27 00:31:25
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answered by Gina E 4
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i was yelling at my roommate as I was getting dressed one time and finally gave up @ yelling so I opened the door to my room and stepped out (fyi i was only in my underwear) to find his step-mom, sister, and dad right dead in front of me.
Now someting that happened to a friend of mine was she was having sex on the couch in the living room and i walked into the house only to turn promptly around gather my luggage (i had just gotten back from a funeral), and get in my car and drive away.
2007-12-27 00:33:25
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answered by Anonymous
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during a talent show, I was playing guitar and the strap came off and my guitar fell to the ground in a not-so-graceful way. Oh, the agony! :P
2007-12-27 00:39:41
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answered by shooting asterisks 5
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Toilette paper stuck on my high heels when leaving the rest room at work.
2007-12-27 00:30:17
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answered by ? 6
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my bikkini top almost fell off by a big wave in the beach thank god i pulled it up quickly cuz i ended up on the sand lol
2007-12-27 00:32:12
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answered by Anonymous
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hmmm....i cant think of any....ecept when my grandpa explained that my nickname is boter scotter because i used to scout on my butt when i was a baby....but my friend katie was with her dad at walmart and when they were checking out the clerk was like is there anything else youd like and katie was checking out this one guy behind them when her dad says i know what she wants, that hottie behind us!!!
2007-12-27 00:31:10
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answered by Sammers 4
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It's so embarassing! I can't even think about it. Now, you tell me how can i tell you that?
2007-12-27 01:01:26
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answered by Tumpa 3
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i tucked my skirt into my panties when i went to meet my husbands family. his grandmother noticed and started to pull it out wispering something in my ear. it freaked me out i thought she was coping a feel, man i was as red as my panties
2007-12-27 00:35:07
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answered by That girl 3
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