My buddies getting married in January. I'm in charge of the stripper. What if she has a prosthetic leg and hooks for hands...deal breaker? Wait before you decide her hooks come with attachments.
"...judge not less ye be judged"
2007-12-26 13:08:54 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok, where is the party? Val, Holly, Sway, and I will be there. We will make you the hero and set your bud off in style. You are the pimp!
2007-12-26 13:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Deal breakers: Horrible breath Drug addicts disrespectful when they are not willing to dance or learn to dance extremely yellow teeth That's all I can think about right now. But all of these things are things that the other person has control over and can choose whether to have it or be it. Looks, aren't a big deal to me but hygiene is. lol
2016-05-26 11:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If these are the attachments I'm thinking of, then it is a deal-breaker. He will definitely run off with the stripper.
2007-12-26 13:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well as long as she can do the job' go for it.She might know some cool party tricks with the hooks ,,
2007-12-26 13:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh... Thou shalt not be shallow! Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck...
Enjoy the following GWAR lyrics my friend...
I met her at a donkey show.
She was minutes past thirteen.
Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo.
Reading "Nugget" magazine.
*** splattered tube-top.
Scrawny pre-pube t!ts.
That's when I saw she was quadraplechick.
And I said "Baby you're looking good"
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door
I need a hole
I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her t!its
That's when I ripped off her dirty shitfilled drawers
[Chorus:]
Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good [x2]
So good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good [x a lot]
It wasn't nothing pretty, she took my genital germ
Her limbless body thrashed about filled with infected sperm
I criss-crossed with the cables,
I smashed her face through a door
They found her in a plastic bag down by highway 64
And I said "Baby your looking good"
That's when I saw her legs were wood
And all you people...
You just can't understand
I need a hole
I don't need know hips
I need the taste of d1ck on my lips
I f=cked her asshole with a piece of frozen sh1t
2007-12-26 13:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that's what he deserves if he is the stripper liking type and he definatley doesn't deserve marriage
2007-12-26 13:12:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
As long as she can play twister and climb a pole......
2007-12-28 04:46:16 · answer #7 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She sounds yummy and sexy to me ....
Can you please send her over to my place when you are 'done' w. her ???
:)
BTW, I am NOT easily offended, but I must say this:
Stooge crossed about 17 different lines up there ....
Eeeewwwww ....... :(
:(
2007-12-26 14:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
aw that little bear sure is a cutie, huh?
2007-12-26 13:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, how much are you paying?
2007-12-26 13:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by Grateful Jerry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋