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Soil myself

2007-12-26 12:22:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

First I would shat my pants, faint, fall on the floor,grovel and crawl into the back yard, leap the fence, hide in the underbrush for awhile, change clothes, race to the bus station, sneak out the other door, flag an airport taxi, get on the first plane to a bigger city, then a connecting flight to a monstrously huge metropolis where I would change clothes again and slink anonymously into an ethnic section.

Forty or 50 years later, I would emerge and return home.

2007-12-26 21:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Say "Welcome old friend, I have been waiting for you since 1972". Some say that I have survivors syndrome and that is why every time I see the Viet Nam veterans memorial I start crying.

2007-12-26 20:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by James E Lewis AKA choteau 7 · 0 0

steal his scythe and run like the dickens

2007-12-26 20:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by ocnbrez2003 6 · 0 0

I would look him in the face and say-you know what, you can kill me, but I am not afraid of death because-Jesus will take me to heaven as soon as I take my last breath

2007-12-26 20:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by me 2 · 0 0

Nothing, besides demand he leave in the name of God.

If that didn't work, I'd tell him I'm watching MTV.

2007-12-26 20:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Say Sorry dude I did'nt make those cookies.

2007-12-26 20:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by kita 4 · 0 0

I would call home and say good bye to loved ones.

2007-12-26 20:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by ditto06 3 · 0 0

Either run, or ask him to make it quick. Depends on the day.

2007-12-26 20:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by Deborah 6 · 1 0

Tell him to come back at a later time.

2007-12-26 20:21:48 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1 1

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