We open at 1 minute past midnight on Boxing day but bad behavious ends in my neck of the woods-got it?

Question

Maybe my supermarket likes it but there will be no 'Frenzied shoppers' (See newspapers) in the car park while I am senior car park executive operative (SCPEO) and I have said as much to the store manager. Life will go on as normal with strict obedience to the white delineation space observance, the return of all trolleys to the carrier compound and a total ban on skateboarding down in the In-ramp.,

Answer 1

can u come and work inside my supermarket

Answer 2

Great. I'll let you in on a little secret. I don't return trolleys, I just push them out the way over another parking space. Or sometimes 2, it depends where the trolley in question comes to rest. My dad parks in disabled spaces when there are no normal ones available (it saves having to use another carpark or park it in the street for it to get vandalised). I may also come out of the pub, absolutely shitfaced, and then proceed to urinate and/or vomit all over your nice clean carpark. What ya say to that then, m*****f**ker? Enforce your authority :-P

Answer 3

In my frenzy to get to the shops I straddled the white lines and then left a trolley in the middle of the car park just to wind you up.
Because I'm like that

Answer 4

Am I allowed to use my radio controlled car in the car park? What about my mates mini moto?

Answer 5

You must do everything possible to protect such an important post.Or is it the hat that does it for you.You miserable little twit

Answer 6

Good man.....damn good show, give these little oiks what for

Answer 7

And your point is?

Answer 8

ok

Answer 9

YAY