i went to the grocery store 2 weeks ago and bought a christmas tree. the box on the outside said that lights came with it, and they did. here is my dilema iv'e waited over 2 weeks now and the tree wont grow. when i first got it it measured to be 6 ft and i just measured it yesterday on christmas and it was still 6 ft. i dont understand what the problem is. my kids spit at it and i shoot it with a water hose at least once a day, yet still no success. this has caused a big strain on my marraige, my wife doesnt think its very manly that i cant grow a tree and my daughter gets picked on at school because her friends dads tree grows. could it be i have a rudolf type tree. you know the one that is always picked on but in the very end it leads all trees on its way toward tree heaven? advice?
signed, a true person hurt that his christmas tree wont grow
2007-12-26 10:40:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
some one has cursed your tree.
feed the tree with love juice.
2007-12-26 12:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a corner in your garage, keep watering it throughout the year. I'm sure by next Christmas you'll have the biggest tree on the block.
2007-12-26 10:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by WhyNotMe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I get it , this a test to see how serious your audience is right ? If you tree was in soil ( which you failed to mention ) then yeah maybe it'll start getting taller in a few months but deep down inside , you are trying to get a good laugh and it worked . Hahahahahaha.
2007-12-26 17:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by fairly odd Rod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"his" and you have a girl avatar? Well, take the tree down now because Christmas is over, and next year when you put it up, you can measure it again.
2007-12-26 10:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by primalclaws1974 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to fertilize it! Pee on the tree, and that will help. Make sure the lights are plugged in when you pee on it, it will have an electrifying effect, no doubt.
2007-12-26 10:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by eldots53 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does this tree have roots or is this a joke if it has roots put it in the yard and in a year you can measure some difference if it don't have roots your not going to get it to live..
2007-12-26 10:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by datsleather 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, if it is a cut tree...guess what it died the day it was cut. if it is a fake one? again guess what it won't grow! and it isn't a rudolph tree it's a charlie brown tree!
2007-12-26 10:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by loriloriloriloriv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least you put some effort into this wind up.
2007-12-26 11:08:05 · answer #8 · answered by Very happily married. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jenny? Are you, like, one of them transformers or something?
2007-12-26 10:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by Dave B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it is after Xmas so trow it away and better luck next year...smile.
2007-12-26 10:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋