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Broken window on my igloo
wrench my dripping starter motor
tear gently at my weeping clothes rack
and let loose the frog of Dock Green

2007-12-26 10:28:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Poetry

17 answers

Beluga nailed to my head cries crocodile tears
Your mouse poem sucks the mold off the cheese
I'd still rather dream of a nice juicy burger
Your poem smells fresh like a piece of Limboigah...

2007-12-26 10:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

*****
Now it has propper mouses in it

Broken window on my cheese igloo
wrench my dripping starter muenster
tear gently at my weeping clothed rat
and bleu thick like frog of Dock Green

*****

2007-12-26 14:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can mice really let loose the frog of Dock Green? I never knew that!

2007-12-26 10:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by Beth 5 · 4 1

We all know the frog is the mouse in disguise...no matter if the guy he works for is Darth Green Vader....

Your main problem is that igloo. It's hell to get a good place to rent these days. And, next time, don't get a Honda generator...always problems with those motors!!!!

Elysabeth

2007-12-26 11:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 2 0

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I didn't vote for Nixon
Eskimo windows look out at nowhere
It's your libido that needs fixin'
If your rack is upset
Don't stand there like a git
Call for Constable George Dixon

2007-12-26 10:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Wow! Great example of "Stream of Semi-consciousness" poetry.

2007-12-26 10:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Bravo. Take a bow.

2007-12-26 14:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 1 0

What did you have for lunch today?
Forgot to water down them bricks?

2007-12-26 11:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 4 · 3 0

to tell you the truth No and it ain't even a poem. Boo!

2007-12-26 10:31:49 · answer #9 · answered by EULALIA G 1 · 1 1

LMAO!

You have entirely too much time on your hands.

2007-12-26 13:48:22 · answer #10 · answered by MassLass 4 · 0 0

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