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I think he's locked up in his room, in his underwear, with a 12 pack of beer, some nachos and the game on.....because I would.

2007-12-26 09:20:49 · 72 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

72 answers

writing checks for all the elves.

2007-12-26 09:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by eesseeee 4 · 3 0

Right now, Santa's sitting in his favorite rocking chair, boots off, feet up, drinking a warm cup of eggnog. Mrs. Claus sits beside him, humming softly to herself, fingers busy with her usual knitting.

Santa looks out the window. He watches some of his elves brushing the sweat and dust of tens of thousands of miles off his beloved reindeer. Prancer's the only one still steaming - still raring to go. The rest are standing comfortably, content to have the elves pamper Them for the moment.

The sleigh is getting spruced back up as well. The soot from a million chimneys in a thousand lands takes a toll on any vehicle. The reins get oiled while the bronze is polished.

So... Santa's closes his eyes, smiling, because he knows that every single name on his "List" is crossed off..... and for very scratch, there's a kid, somewhere, smiling too.

Merry Christmas, Santa. And thanks, for everything.

See you next year.

2007-12-26 09:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rick A 6 · 2 0

He probably took a really long nap then woke up and played some beer pong with the elves, followed by a screening of 'Silent Night, Deadly Night' on the giant movie screen in the reindeer pen

2007-12-26 09:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

LOL! So hilarious! I think he is probably sleeping... I know I would be if I had to travel the world! He could be making preparations for next Christmas! I hope he is! I already have my wish list!

Santa baby, I have really been an awful good girl, so hurry down the chimney tonight!

2007-12-26 09:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by Silly Slinky Head 2 · 2 0

I think he's sleeping off a hangover. He definitely would not be drinking beer after all those little kids left him beer & chocolates or biscuits or cake. He would have one massive headache and a very sore stomach!!!!!! Hopefully once he sleeps off his hangover he will eat healthily for awhile and lose some of that christmas weight!

2007-12-26 11:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by T 3 · 1 0

hes taking a nap like I did after that long a$s trip! For real I did chill with a 6 pack last night!

2007-12-26 09:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He's kicked back by the fireplace, drinking beer, and telling Mrs Claus if Prancer doesn't stop being mean to Dasher, he's going to put him out to pasture.

2007-12-26 09:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

specific! have you ever heard the complaint of OH HOW IS SANTA genuine! HE CANT supply THAT MANY provides IN 24 HRS! properly truthfully he doesnt.... it may take him hours, days, even months to make it to each homestead using worldwide dateline/distinctive time zones. So for you, my chum, he could desire to be coming quickly... even perhaps this nighttime. (: <3Merry Christmas!<3

2016-10-09 05:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

KIcked back on a beach, watching the surf, pina colada in hand, showing the girl elves what his candy cane is really for.

2007-12-26 13:05:44 · answer #9 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 0 0

I think he had some drinks last night when he came home and now he is sleeping his ballz off... I would be too lol oh yeah you can not forget the nachos.

2007-12-26 09:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by jmelee85 5 · 1 1

Drinking beer.

2007-12-26 09:23:33 · answer #11 · answered by curious 7 · 1 0

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