During a neighborhood get together I entered in conversation with 3 hellions, sorta proclaiming that male extinction would not be that improbable / undesirable in the future.
They concluded after consultation that there were only 3 justifications for the prolonged existence of human males on earth.
I never got any right the rest of the evening, I did give them a good laugh though ( in a condescending, we have pity on this evolutionary dead end kind of way ).
Give me some arguments , Quick !.
And " Ladies ", butt out of this one !.
2007-12-26 08:35:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's very simple.
Women need a "sounding board" if you will, to answer questions in the proper way. They certainly can't ask other women. God forbid they might hear the truth.
A few questions that women ask men:
"Do you think she is prettier that me?"
"Does this make me look fat?"
"Do you love me for my mind or just my body?"
Well, as a man, we all know the answers to those questions. We don't even have to write them on our arm anymore.
"No"
"No"
"No"
So, to answer your question, they need us. They need us almost more that we need them.
Excuse me, I have to go. My girlfriend just bought a new dress and she wants me to tell her how it looks.
"Great honey. You look so sexy. Now what's for dinner?"
Oops...........oh s**** oh dear....wrong answer. Guess I'll go get a burger.
2007-12-26 09:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perfecting the meatball
Parallel parking
Changing the plugs on a '74 Chevy Nova
2007-12-26 17:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There is something to be said for warm man flesh and his 2 accompanying jewels. ( that makes 3)
2007-12-26 17:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by OoLong 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you can be entertaining in an annoying kind of way.
You can lift big things when we don't want to.
I will not raise girlie BOYS
I need men !
let those witches speak for themselves!
2007-12-26 16:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who's going to open the pickle jar?
2007-12-26 16:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Killing spiders.
Taking out the trash.
Dying first.
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2007-12-26 16:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
well, I can't keep my big butt outta anything ---I just can't imagine cuddling up with another woman-- sheese!
2007-12-26 17:21:24 · answer #7 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋