that is also where I pick up other women.
How can I convince her to stay home?
Go Cowboys!
2007-12-26 05:34:48 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
wow... you sure nailed this question boss.... you got the exact answer that you wanted to out of most people... good job....
2007-12-26 05:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Krashnss 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are a real good example of what a cowboy really is, I admire how well you represent the DallAss Cowdungs and their fans.
Per Jerry Jones...take her to the bar and get her smashed and then put her to pasture so she wakes up in fresh cowpies. She'll either never go again or you might be having that exciting sex life you've been looking for with your wife and those sexy cows.
2007-12-26 06:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by VGpugs 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're a guy...You won't convince her to stay at home while you're at a bar...Hmm...the wife or football at a bar...Try football on TV at home...Duh...and 86 that whole picking up other women thing or get a damn divorce...Idiot...
2007-12-26 05:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by Terry C. 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Get a divorce, then you can go pick up all the other women you want without having to worry about sneaking around behind her back like some low life, 2 bit scum bag.
2007-12-26 05:45:49 · answer #4 · answered by RB 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Let her come with for a early game. She'll get bored and wonder why you even go there. Or, go with your friends and ignore her, she'll say you're being mean, but just tell her that's how you are when you're out a the bar.
2007-12-26 05:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
take her to a bar that is old, dirty, smelly and convince some friends to come and make total asses of themselves. After a few 'visits' to the bar with you, she'll find something better to do. And as for a bonus, have a friend get real drunk and take a piss on her, thinking he is in the bathroom at the urinal..
that SHOULD work!
2007-12-26 05:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Tiger W 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
tell you what your wife can come with me to the bar to watch the game and i will hit on her then you can have all the other women you want (by the way i dont even consider you a cowboy fan after that comment)
2007-12-26 05:42:45 · answer #7 · answered by capt.muff man 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Have her help you pick the women and then join in for a threesome.
**EDIT--By the way...while you are watching football at the bar, Im at your house playing hide the sausage with your wife.
2007-12-26 05:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
ok your cheating on your wife the is so not loyal u took vows when u got married u are suppose to stick to the vows what kind of husband are you just take your wife and if she founds out then i bet u she can find another man that would treat her right and would not cheat on her you need to think of the vows how would you feel if she went out and cheated on you when she was going to the bars and all that how would u feel and all you can think about the "go cowboys" come on grow up and act like your suppose to dont be cheating on your wife she loves you and u dont have a once of a soul if you cheat on the one that you claim you love i dont see how men or women can cheat on the one they love if you werent ready to settle down then you should have never gotten married "NOW TAKE YOU WIFE TO THE ***** BAR U A$$H0LE"!!
2007-12-26 05:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
You mean she didn't leave you after you beat up your boss and had to go to rehab?
Sorry I don't know what to tell you, I have never been in that situation. I have a boyfriend who loves to watch football with me, and I keep him happy, he doesn't need to go to a bar to pick up other women...
2007-12-26 05:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by Tabi 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Have a kid get a puppy occupie her at home or just go to a mens bar only make a guys night out or lie
2007-12-26 05:37:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋