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I want to be prepared and practice my technique for the next time I go to the zoo.

2007-12-26 05:00:56 · 24 answers · asked by Queen of Beer 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

The secret is learning how to read their body language. Then you have to use psychology and eye contact to control them. It's difficult, so be careful!

2007-12-26 05:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1 1

Just stay out of the San Francisco Zoo.

Man that really sucks. A trip to the zoo on Christmas day ruined by some cat?

I feel bad for the victims families. I think the only way to keep from getting mauled by a tiger is to run first and then Fight like hell if she gets you.

2007-12-26 05:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Tigers are immensely strong, and are armed with razor-sharp teeth and claws. In the wild they are capable of killing animals the size of water buffalo and even young elephants. Unless they were armed with guns or spears or suchlike, ten seven-foot body-builders wouldn't stand a chance against a tiger, let alone three average-sized young men. Remember that we humans are physically a pretty feeble species - it's only our ability to make weapons that allowed us to reach the top of the food chain.

2016-05-26 08:05:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Wear a big top with VET written on it.
OH! Make sure it is written in Siberian or the Tiger won't understand it!!

2007-12-26 05:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by mezzie 3 · 2 1

That poor young man, life taken way to young.
I did not like seeing that story as tigers is my favorite animal, even got to touch one once. Tigers don't attack just to be mean she was scared.
But by seeing that one young man bleeding from his neck, I would role on my stomach and play dead. I'm guessing unless you have a gun, there wont be much help for you, if a tiger is scared she will defend her life as you would yours.
she did not kill just to kill and she was not hungry or she would have ate them. Sad story for the young men and the tiger.

2007-12-26 05:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by liitlebitt_03 2 · 2 1

I believe falling down and playing dead is a reasonable strategy. Certainly better than running, which starts a chase that ends badly.

2007-12-26 05:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by Computer Guy 7 · 1 1

There are actually two ways.

Punch it in the face and hope it will be stunned, and the second way is twice as easy; just reach into its mouth and pull out all of its teeth.

2007-12-26 05:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 2 1

I guess you carry a gun. Or get one of those nets you put on the ground and when the tiger steps in it, it gets gathered up.

2007-12-26 05:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 1 1

when you go to the zoo the tiger is in a cage unless your gay enough to jump in it..unless u r a professinal and done it 4 years

2007-12-26 05:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

If you meet one outside the cage, pray, the end is near.

2007-12-26 05:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by WC 7 · 0 1

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