ok you can either tell me a scary story, or you can try to make me laugh....im not very easy to scare and it takes alot to make me laugh, but good luck!
2007-12-26 05:00:41 · 5 answers · asked by Lily 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
if i pick you as a best answer you get ten points.....and i'd much rather be scared......(you have a etter chance of getting 10 points if you try and scare me)
2007-12-26 05:06:32 · update #1
Ok. So two pretzels were walking down the street and one was a salted.
2 guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked.
A 3 legged dog walks into an old western bar and says "i'm lookin' for the man that show my paw"
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny
Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get to the other tide
Scary story.....Once upon a time, Bea Arthur (Dorothy Zbornak from Golden Girls) was walking through the forest at night when all of the sudden Orlando Bloom jumped out from behind a bush and tried to steal Bea's purse. But Bea pulled out a gun and shot Orlando in the pinkie toe causing him to hop around profusely. Bea laughed heartily and went on her way. THen the Space shuttle picked her up and brought her back home.
2007-12-26 05:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
trust me, its hard to make me scared and laugh. Your lucky, since im bored, ill try
Scary-This is about the grounch
This chinese family were not so familyis. Patty the mom, is very nice and kind, she has one son and one dog. BUT her husband is not. Pattty always wrote on her journal, she liked this other guy called Mat. She had pictures and all this stuff about him. Once her husband came into her room, and saw all of this he was sooo mad he drownded his dog and son. When the mom came from work, the dad hit her sllaped her and burned her in fire. He put her dea body in a closet, and then killed himself. 30 years later, a rich woman lived there and with a servent. The servent was a man. that day the servent was cleaning up and curiously looked in the closet, then the grounch ( patty) punched him in the stomach and went in him body, in the search to look for her husband.
I tryed!
2007-12-26 13:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by Alisa 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wait a second, what do I get out of this? Seems like an awful lot of work and there is no reward besides the obvious BA.
2007-12-26 13:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town.
2007-12-26 13:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
hes right ^
2007-12-26 13:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by Shay C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋