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There must be a hole in it. Try again and make the new hat thicker, and make certain you use only American tin foil. The aliens have infiltrated the higher levels of other tin foil producing governments and while they have taken over the Hillary Clinton team, we are still relatively free of the alien influence.

2007-12-26 02:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Woof Somebody needs to Come and Menstruate the Proper Way to Titan that there Tin-Foil Hat for You, cause them there Aliens is jes gonna keep right on yacking away Atchoo! excuse me! and you gonna git in trouble and i don't trust you in your estate of mind.
Hehehe! I sure thank them for letting us come on here and share this most valueable advise with each other.

2007-12-26 13:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

If you got the foil at Walmart, you should know that they are supplied by the aliens. Probably why it's not working.

2007-12-26 10:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 2 0

Did you use dollar store tin foil? You have to get Reynolds Wrap!

2007-12-26 10:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 6 · 2 0

Are you using "heavy duty" aluminum foil? Because it does make a difference!

I use bobby-pins to keep my hat on.

2007-12-27 04:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

the shinny side for the foil should be on the outside. you have to reflect the alien brain waves.

2007-12-26 10:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

tin foil alone is not enough.
you need titanium, and add a few magnets around it too to disrupt any radio waves and screw up your brain.

2007-12-26 10:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by David S 6 · 3 0

While you were sleeping they snuck in and replaced it with one of alien metal that only looks like tinfoil but is actually highly conducive copper.

2007-12-26 10:13:01 · answer #8 · answered by magdarra 4 · 2 0

Because it's not +4 against aliens, it must be enchanted first.

2007-12-26 10:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by Flavor Vortex 7 · 2 0

They have improved their scanning technology. Hanging a magnet around your neck has shown some ability to cloak your thoughts.

2007-12-26 10:17:32 · answer #10 · answered by Prophet 1102 7 · 2 0

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