2007-12-26 02:00:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lace kitties food with catnip and let her outside. While she's burning off energy, look through her things. If you find a mysterious suitcase full of kitty passports of different countries and names and foreign currency, you know your answer.
If you can't, talk to the old dog on your neighbor's porch. Georgia Blood Hounds know what's going on.
2007-12-26 02:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bring the kitty to me and I shall use The Force to see if she is a good kitty or a bad kitty... Eather way you might want to bring an extra change of clothes... The process takes usually 8 to 10 hours... I can asure you one happy kitty when I am done though!
2007-12-26 11:51:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just pretend like you haven't noticed, and make sure no secrets slip out accidentally in conversation. Luckily, cats sleep 22 hours a day, so it shouldn't be too hard to outwit her.
2007-12-26 10:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First you have to stop taking crystal methamphetamines--- it makes you paranoid and suspect everyone around you lol...joke--
Happened to a dear friend of mine when she suspected her next door neighbor of spying for the Argentinian government and wanted her deported from the US.So she burned her neighbor's room and...... burned hers as well...hahaha stupid.until now she is still under rehab and will soon be deported.
Try feeding her with Monosodium Glutamate and see if she squeals or better yet put her inside the freeze and put a can of thermite on top of it see whats going to happen. Have fun!
2007-12-26 11:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by wolfass 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Take her to the vet and get a Cat Scan to see if she has a hidden micro phone in her.
2007-12-26 10:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lure your cat with a healthy rat to fall in line.
2007-12-26 10:04:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch her carefully. If you get her in a vulnerable moment (e.g. licking herself), you may be able to turn her into a double-agent.
2007-12-26 10:04:57 · answer #7 · answered by Geno 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
check her coat very carefully for any concealed weapons, buckles or zippers...under the premise of looking for fleas and other critters.
2007-12-26 10:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by jasmine d 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put some tape on her tail and feet then put her in the litter pan
2007-12-26 10:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
put a hood over her head, interrogate her and take her away her kibble- she'll talk!
2007-12-26 10:04:30 · answer #10 · answered by Sour Girl™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋