The CSI division of the local police department have dusted for hoof prints and have checked for hair samples.
2007-12-25 19:02:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Had Grandma been a-wassailing when this unfortunate event took place? If so, you're going to need a ghost from Christmas
Past ..Johnny Cochran...to help you out of this one. Santa has a claus regarding inebriated carolers. You may have to grinch and bear it.
Was Rudolph with his nose so bright leading the sleigh? Or was he on his government-mandated lunch break? This could be the loop hole you need.
2007-12-26 03:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds as though the Reindeer is a bit unsocial and may need reballancing.
Now if he had rabies at the time he could plead temporary insanity and get off with a little time in an asylum.
If Granny was carrying her shotgun he could plead self defense.
If Granny was wearing those fake antlers some folks wear then he could claim he was horney and didn't know she was human.
If he says he has always wanted to see what it felt like to run over an old woman then I'd say give him to Grampa for the skillit I'm shure he'll be tasty.
Merry Christmas
2007-12-25 19:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by DeathsToy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are three states, Utah, Kentucky and Montana where it is not a felony to flee the scene of a crash after killing someone. This should also include reindeer power driven sleigh devices operating under special delivery a license
If Santa was passing through any of these states while on route on Christmas Eve making his deliveries to every good boy and girl on his list which he emphatically checks twice, he is a free man and exempt of any penalty of 'slaying'' inebriated grandmas crossing the roadway at the time of impact.
2007-12-26 03:24:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it rather is in basic terms a tale she made as much as conceal up the incontrovertible fact that she and Santa ran off at the same time and is now residing in Bermuda. oh and that fruitcake you're ingesting, it quite is actual a reindeer pie.
2016-10-02 08:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no recourse, sadly, because if you look in the fine print it excludes accidents caused by animals and nature.
2007-12-26 02:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what state you live in.
Who, by the way, is the beneficiary on grandma's life insurance? If it's an elf, I'd be very suspicious.
2007-12-25 19:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by kk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's a hit and run. I'm pretty sure that it would be a felony. If Santa didn't get put away for manslaughter he sure wouldn't be getting out any time soon....
2007-12-25 19:10:31 · answer #7 · answered by Patrick E 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grandma is suing santa clause
2007-12-25 19:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa, there big fella, you don't want to go a messin' with the URA (united reindeer assoc.) they got the big bucks.
2007-12-26 04:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by Idonplay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There isnt anything you can do, she was drinking too much eggnog.
2007-12-25 19:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by luckylynne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋