I left out cookies and milk for Santa. He did not even touch them he drank up all my vodka. Why did he do me that way?
2007-12-25 15:58:23 · 13 answers · asked by 2bit 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You're lucky, that fat freak used all my tampons!
2007-12-25 16:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Preacher's Wife 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
give him a break, hes tired of his job. he doesnt get paid nearly enough for having to deliver toys to everyone in the world in a matter of hours. He is way past retirement. He is probably sick of cookies and milk. And maybe he just needed a break! MY GOSH.
2007-12-26 00:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess that after he saw your house he figured he needed a couple of drinks
2007-12-26 00:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you expect? He's a fat dude that breaks into everyone's houses once every year.
2007-12-26 00:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by I ♥ HP™ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry!!!!!All the damn streeeeeeees, them damn cookies and milk don't get it any more!!!!But i thought that HO i lift in your bed would make up for me dringing all your booza!!
If you don't like it next year you can take my place!!!!!!LOL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-26 02:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummm, hello? he wears red! you know where vodka comes from? =]
2007-12-26 00:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
must've been really cold and he needed antifreeze. anyway, the reindeer are his designated drivers.
2007-12-26 00:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Joyce S 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard his back was really hurting him this year
2007-12-26 00:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He's lactose intolerant
2007-12-26 00:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because he has high cholesterol.
2007-12-26 00:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋